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I just had an epiphany as to why I do not like drunk people.
I really like smart, dorky, geeky people.
Like....really.
I need someone to drool over everything at engadget with me.
And understand all of my physic jokes.
And get excited about really nerdy things.
So basically, when people get drunk, they just act like idiots.
Being an idiot = major turn off.
Major turn off = not sexy.
Not(sexy) = Not(smart + dorky + geeky).
Not(smart + dorky + geeky) = opposite(I really like you).
I like how i turn everything into a math equation.
I wonder what the chances are of finding someone who doesn't drink or do any drugs, has street smarts, and is knowledgeable about pop culture.
I think my standards may be too high.
Anyway, this all explains why I'm about to start my chem lab at 12:45 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning.
Pathetic.
Love,
Jennifer
I really like smart, dorky, geeky people.
Like....really.
I need someone to drool over everything at engadget with me.
And understand all of my physic jokes.
And get excited about really nerdy things.
So basically, when people get drunk, they just act like idiots.
Being an idiot = major turn off.
Major turn off = not sexy.
Not(sexy) = Not(smart + dorky + geeky).
Not(smart + dorky + geeky) = opposite(I really like you).
I like how i turn everything into a math equation.
I wonder what the chances are of finding someone who doesn't drink or do any drugs, has street smarts, and is knowledgeable about pop culture.
I think my standards may be too high.
Anyway, this all explains why I'm about to start my chem lab at 12:45 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning.
Pathetic.
Love,
Jennifer