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pff i so hot: jigggggggggggggggggggggersss everywhereeeee
breakingmyshadow: AH
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breakingmyshadow: get the jigger beating stick
pff i so hot: hahahaha
pff i so hot: hell we need something biggger then that
pff i so hot: what should we usee
breakingmyshadow: umm
breakingmyshadow: well they're part nigger
breakingmyshadow: so they are scared of cotton
pff i so hot: and cheese
pff i so hot: and water
breakingmyshadow: DEF. water
pff i so hot: dude. ill get a bucket
pff i so hot: of it
pff i so hot: and throw it on them
breakingmyshadow: ok
pff i so hot: theyll melt
breakingmyshadow: HAHA
breakingmyshadow: and, they are part jooish too right?
breakingmyshadow: so they are scared of fire
breakingmyshadow: and anything that isn't "kosher"
pff i so hot: jooish jiggers
pff i so hot: bitcchs
breakingmyshadow: you do realize the j in jiggers comes from jew right?
breakingmyshadow: jiggers are jooish niggers
pff i so hot: yeaaah
breakingmyshadow: so jooish jiggers doesn't make sense
pff i so hot: hahaha
breakingmyshadow: unless...*gasp* its a new breed of super hebrews
pff i so hot: shhh. i found it out yesterday the government has been hidding them
breakingmyshadow: .....were all doomed
pff i so hot: unlesssssss
breakingmyshadow: quick, go get the rednecks
breakingmyshadow: i'll get the nazis
breakingmyshadow: we attack at dawn
pff i so hot: ok!
pff i so hot: why do i got to get the rednecks
breakingmyshadow: becuz
breakingmyshadow: you used to be one
pff i so hot: pfft. jooo!
pff i so hot: nazi
pff i so hot: wait
pff i so hot: your ajew
pff i so hot: that wont work
breakingmyshadow: no i'm not really tho
breakingmyshadow: well...just incase
breakingmyshadow: you get the nazis
pff i so hot: ok
pff i so hot: !
breakingmyshadow: *runs off to go get the rednecks*
pff i so hot: *gets nazis*
pff i so hot: *laughs at the fact mike is hanging with rednecks*
breakingmyshadow: HEY
breakingmyshadow: ...if we weren't about to go get ourself killed fighting super hebrews
breakingmyshadow: that are part black
breakingmyshadow: i would so attack you
pff i so hot: lets make love now
breakingmyshadow: ......or
breakingmyshadow: we can wait till after
pff i so hot: whats the point
breakingmyshadow: when hopefully one of us with be dead
breakingmyshadow: lol
pff i so hot: were up against super hebrews that are back black
pff i so hot: as ever
pff i so hot: !!!
breakingmyshadow: yea...
breakingmyshadow: so, we can't waste time
pff i so hot: it wouldnt take to long
pff i so hot: ; )
breakingmyshadow: we must kill them all now
breakingmyshadow: HEY
pff i so hot: knowing you
breakingmyshadow: *mumbles*
pff i so hot: *runs away laughing with the nazis*
breakingmyshadow: i got about a million rednecks with shotguns
breakingmyshadow: O.O
breakingmyshadow: its on now
pff i so hot: *giggles*
breakingmyshadow: *sicks rednecks on amanda*
pff i so hot: *farts*
pff i so hot: *rednecks run*
breakingmyshadow: damn....
breakingmyshadow: i forgot how deadly those farts of yours were
pff i so hot: theres another one comming joo
pff i so hot: better run
breakingmyshadow: psh
pff i so hot: O SKITTTT
breakingmyshadow: i dealt with MUCH worse
pff i so hot: SUPER HEBREWS AT 12:00
breakingmyshadow: SHIT
breakingmyshadow: you killed half my rednecks
breakingmyshadow: we're screwed
pff i so hot: i got the nazisss and hitlers comming back for this one
breakingmyshadow: YES, my good ol buddy
breakingmyshadow: hitler himself
pff i so hot: shh got to be quite!
breakingmyshadow: ok
breakingmyshadow: *ducks away into the bushes*
pff i so hot: *ducks in booshes to*
breakingmyshadow: on the count of 3
pff i so hot: 1
breakingmyshadow: 2
pff i so hot: 3!
pff i so hot: wait
breakingmyshadow: ....
pff i so hot: !!
breakingmyshadow: *waiting*
pff i so hot: what are we doing when we get to 3
breakingmyshadow: ....
breakingmyshadow: WE arn't doing anything
pff i so hot: what
breakingmyshadow: the rednecks and nazis are rushing the super hebrews
pff i so hot: o ok
pff i so hot: on the count of my fartss
breakingmyshadow: .........
breakingmyshadow: we can count on our fingers
breakingmyshadow: its much easier
pff i so hot: but its funner*shucks*
pff i so hot: ok
pff i so hot: 1
breakingmyshadow: 2
pff i so hot: 3!!!
pff i so hot: wait
breakingmyshadow: .............
breakingmyshadow: what THIS time
breakingmyshadow: the super hebrews are almost here
pff i so hot: i think i love a redneck
pff i so hot: i want to get hitched
breakingmyshadow: ...........
breakingmyshadow: NOW IS NOT THE TIME
pff i so hot: pleaseee
breakingmyshadow: gah.....
breakingmyshadow: FINE
pff i so hot: will you do the honor
breakingmyshadow: ..........
pff i so hot: of marrying me to heed
breakingmyshadow: your pushing it.....
pff i so hot: wait
pff i so hot: i think heed left
breakingmyshadow: O.O
breakingmyshadow: we rn't looking for him
pff i so hot: i think i killed him with one of my farts
pff i so hot: damnit
breakingmyshadow: ok...the super hebrews are like....
breakingmyshadow: only 200 yards away
pff i so hot: ok
pff i so hot: 1
breakingmyshadow: 2
pff i so hot: 4
breakingmyshadow: 3!!!!
pff i so hot: nooooo
pff i so hot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breakingmyshadow: *rednecks and nazis rush super hebrews*
pff i so hot: runs after them with a banana!
breakingmyshadow: ok...well just let them fight
breakingmyshadow: or..you can go get yourself killed
pff i so hot: *screams*"let freedom ring"*pulls down skirt*
breakingmyshadow: *super hebrews, rednecks, and nazis all die*
pff i so hot: *quiefs*
breakingmyshadow: ..........
breakingmyshadow: ok
breakingmyshadow: now its just starting to get dumb
breakingmyshadow: everyones already dead
pff i so hot: well that was fun
breakingmyshadow: but you just HAVE to add a queef in there
pff i so hot: i know
breakingmyshadow: lol
pff i so hot: but your still alive
pff i so hot: and im on my period
breakingmyshadow: *shoots self*
pff i so hot: yess*sports anouncer*"amanda has won this battle12-3"
pff i so hot: go amanda go amanda
pff i so hot: woot woot
pff i so hot: ilu
breakingmyshadow: AH
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breakingmyshadow: get the jigger beating stick
pff i so hot: hahahaha
pff i so hot: hell we need something biggger then that
pff i so hot: what should we usee
breakingmyshadow: umm
breakingmyshadow: well they're part nigger
breakingmyshadow: so they are scared of cotton
pff i so hot: and cheese
pff i so hot: and water
breakingmyshadow: DEF. water
pff i so hot: dude. ill get a bucket
pff i so hot: of it
pff i so hot: and throw it on them
breakingmyshadow: ok
pff i so hot: theyll melt
breakingmyshadow: HAHA
breakingmyshadow: and, they are part jooish too right?
breakingmyshadow: so they are scared of fire
breakingmyshadow: and anything that isn't "kosher"
pff i so hot: jooish jiggers
pff i so hot: bitcchs
breakingmyshadow: you do realize the j in jiggers comes from jew right?
breakingmyshadow: jiggers are jooish niggers
pff i so hot: yeaaah
breakingmyshadow: so jooish jiggers doesn't make sense
pff i so hot: hahaha
breakingmyshadow: unless...*gasp* its a new breed of super hebrews
pff i so hot: shhh. i found it out yesterday the government has been hidding them
breakingmyshadow: .....were all doomed
pff i so hot: unlesssssss
breakingmyshadow: quick, go get the rednecks
breakingmyshadow: i'll get the nazis
breakingmyshadow: we attack at dawn
pff i so hot: ok!
pff i so hot: why do i got to get the rednecks
breakingmyshadow: becuz
breakingmyshadow: you used to be one
pff i so hot: pfft. jooo!
pff i so hot: nazi
pff i so hot: wait
pff i so hot: your ajew
pff i so hot: that wont work
breakingmyshadow: no i'm not really tho
breakingmyshadow: well...just incase
breakingmyshadow: you get the nazis
pff i so hot: ok
pff i so hot: !
breakingmyshadow: *runs off to go get the rednecks*
pff i so hot: *gets nazis*
pff i so hot: *laughs at the fact mike is hanging with rednecks*
breakingmyshadow: HEY
breakingmyshadow: ...if we weren't about to go get ourself killed fighting super hebrews
breakingmyshadow: that are part black
breakingmyshadow: i would so attack you
pff i so hot: lets make love now
breakingmyshadow: ......or
breakingmyshadow: we can wait till after
pff i so hot: whats the point
breakingmyshadow: when hopefully one of us with be dead
breakingmyshadow: lol
pff i so hot: were up against super hebrews that are back black
pff i so hot: as ever
pff i so hot: !!!
breakingmyshadow: yea...
breakingmyshadow: so, we can't waste time
pff i so hot: it wouldnt take to long
pff i so hot: ; )
breakingmyshadow: we must kill them all now
breakingmyshadow: HEY
pff i so hot: knowing you
breakingmyshadow: *mumbles*
pff i so hot: *runs away laughing with the nazis*
breakingmyshadow: i got about a million rednecks with shotguns
breakingmyshadow: O.O
breakingmyshadow: its on now
pff i so hot: *giggles*
breakingmyshadow: *sicks rednecks on amanda*
pff i so hot: *farts*
pff i so hot: *rednecks run*
breakingmyshadow: damn....
breakingmyshadow: i forgot how deadly those farts of yours were
pff i so hot: theres another one comming joo
pff i so hot: better run
breakingmyshadow: psh
pff i so hot: O SKITTTT
breakingmyshadow: i dealt with MUCH worse
pff i so hot: SUPER HEBREWS AT 12:00
breakingmyshadow: SHIT
breakingmyshadow: you killed half my rednecks
breakingmyshadow: we're screwed
pff i so hot: i got the nazisss and hitlers comming back for this one
breakingmyshadow: YES, my good ol buddy
breakingmyshadow: hitler himself
pff i so hot: shh got to be quite!
breakingmyshadow: ok
breakingmyshadow: *ducks away into the bushes*
pff i so hot: *ducks in booshes to*
breakingmyshadow: on the count of 3
pff i so hot: 1
breakingmyshadow: 2
pff i so hot: 3!
pff i so hot: wait
breakingmyshadow: ....
pff i so hot: !!
breakingmyshadow: *waiting*
pff i so hot: what are we doing when we get to 3
breakingmyshadow: ....
breakingmyshadow: WE arn't doing anything
pff i so hot: what
breakingmyshadow: the rednecks and nazis are rushing the super hebrews
pff i so hot: o ok
pff i so hot: on the count of my fartss
breakingmyshadow: .........
breakingmyshadow: we can count on our fingers
breakingmyshadow: its much easier
pff i so hot: but its funner*shucks*
pff i so hot: ok
pff i so hot: 1
breakingmyshadow: 2
pff i so hot: 3!!!
pff i so hot: wait
breakingmyshadow: .............
breakingmyshadow: what THIS time
breakingmyshadow: the super hebrews are almost here
pff i so hot: i think i love a redneck
pff i so hot: i want to get hitched
breakingmyshadow: ...........
breakingmyshadow: NOW IS NOT THE TIME
pff i so hot: pleaseee
breakingmyshadow: gah.....
breakingmyshadow: FINE
pff i so hot: will you do the honor
breakingmyshadow: ..........
pff i so hot: of marrying me to heed
breakingmyshadow: your pushing it.....
pff i so hot: wait
pff i so hot: i think heed left
breakingmyshadow: O.O
breakingmyshadow: we rn't looking for him
pff i so hot: i think i killed him with one of my farts
pff i so hot: damnit
breakingmyshadow: ok...the super hebrews are like....
breakingmyshadow: only 200 yards away
pff i so hot: ok
pff i so hot: 1
breakingmyshadow: 2
pff i so hot: 4
breakingmyshadow: 3!!!!
pff i so hot: nooooo
pff i so hot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breakingmyshadow: *rednecks and nazis rush super hebrews*
pff i so hot: runs after them with a banana!
breakingmyshadow: ok...well just let them fight
breakingmyshadow: or..you can go get yourself killed
pff i so hot: *screams*"let freedom ring"*pulls down skirt*
breakingmyshadow: *super hebrews, rednecks, and nazis all die*
pff i so hot: *quiefs*
breakingmyshadow: ..........
breakingmyshadow: ok
breakingmyshadow: now its just starting to get dumb
breakingmyshadow: everyones already dead
pff i so hot: well that was fun
breakingmyshadow: but you just HAVE to add a queef in there
pff i so hot: i know
breakingmyshadow: lol
pff i so hot: but your still alive
pff i so hot: and im on my period
breakingmyshadow: *shoots self*
pff i so hot: yess*sports anouncer*"amanda has won this battle12-3"
pff i so hot: go amanda go amanda
pff i so hot: woot woot
pff i so hot: ilu