blame elia. he got me going.
i have a mild addiction to myspace, and as i peruse the site quite often, there is the occasional fatty in the "cool new people" section. not that i have a thing for fat women, but you see one every once in a while that has jowls you just can't help but want to see more of due to the hilarity that ensues. but why is it, 9 times out of 10, the fat bitches on myspace are bi-sexual?
i understand these bovines being desperate, fat, greasy, and hungry 'round the clock, but if these beasts truly are that nasty, how do they know they are bi-sexual? and how is it that they have experienced contact with a woman? or a human? and why do these said women constantly post pictures with their breasts hanging out? okay, sally struthers, we get that your boobs are the only thing going for you, but that's because they're made out of fat; and we know there's a lot more where that came from.
oh, and next time you want to take a sexy picture of yourself in a bra, make sure you hold the camera at a sharp enough angle so we innocents can't see the baker's dozen known as your midsection. i mean, come on, where's the fucking courtesy? i would take a walk to joe's pizzeria if i wanted to stare at pizza dough all day.
you could say that it's my fault for looking, but i'm not the only one looking. it's myspace; everyone has a myspace. and i don't care if you eat tubes of frosting as a side dish while eating your 12 three-course meals a day; have some self-respect. and instead of pretending to enjoy being known as a "BBW", take your head out of your trough for a minute and look around: you have no comments on your "sexy" pictures, because aside from having weak gag reflexes, people dont find the folds, the fat grease, and the fat dimples you have erotic.
seriously, these women have some fucking nerve.
i understand these bovines being desperate, fat, greasy, and hungry 'round the clock, but if these beasts truly are that nasty, how do they know they are bi-sexual? and how is it that they have experienced contact with a woman? or a human? and why do these said women constantly post pictures with their breasts hanging out? okay, sally struthers, we get that your boobs are the only thing going for you, but that's because they're made out of fat; and we know there's a lot more where that came from.
oh, and next time you want to take a sexy picture of yourself in a bra, make sure you hold the camera at a sharp enough angle so we innocents can't see the baker's dozen known as your midsection. i mean, come on, where's the fucking courtesy? i would take a walk to joe's pizzeria if i wanted to stare at pizza dough all day.
you could say that it's my fault for looking, but i'm not the only one looking. it's myspace; everyone has a myspace. and i don't care if you eat tubes of frosting as a side dish while eating your 12 three-course meals a day; have some self-respect. and instead of pretending to enjoy being known as a "BBW", take your head out of your trough for a minute and look around: you have no comments on your "sexy" pictures, because aside from having weak gag reflexes, people dont find the folds, the fat grease, and the fat dimples you have erotic.
seriously, these women have some fucking nerve.