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On May 16th 2005 General Betty Bunch of the West Northern colony proceeded to attack Private Maggie of the East section of the Northern colony in the South Central Fort during the relief hours.
The events occured as followed:
GB: Maggie, I hate to tell you this but you're going to have to throw away all of this soda.
PM: You throw away my soda, you pay for it.
GB: No Maggie, you're going to get a fungus in the soda just like we did in the tea. You can't drink that.
PM: You've lost your mind. I can drink it, and I shall.
GB: Maggie, you already have stomach problems, you aren't drinking the soda. Its been sitting OUT.
PM: I don't care what you say. You're wrong.
GB: Fine then. You just get sick.
PM: Okay thanks.
*The West colony drew back
A few minutes later the West colony advanced in a sneak attack...
GB: Maggie I have the Coca Cola company on the line right now. And I'm gonna prove to you that you're gonna get sick.
PM: Are you kidding me, mom?
GB: No, I'm not...he..hello? Yes. I have a question...
PM: ...*sigh*
GB: Yes, when you leave soda out after you open it, it can grow a fungus can't it?...uh huh..well...yes...I...I see...So you're saying that it can't? Oh...Nothing in the product will spoil at all?
PM: Duh.
GB: Well okay..Well um...thanks...
GB: Well Maggie she didn't have any literature about FUNGUS but she said the components of the soda couldn't spoil...but she didn't actually say that it wouldn't grow fungus...and um...
PM: Perhaps the reason your tea got a fungus was because the pitcher was dirty.
GB: No Maggie. I cleaned my pitcher. And I'm not drinking your soda.
*The West colony retreated to the kitchen
Private Maggie was promoted to General at approximately 1900 hours. Betty was sent to mess hall duty and stripped of her title.
Two points for the Magster.