nervous diarrhea
Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?
of course. a planned-crack baby.
Were you the first?
last.
Who was present at your birth?
i'm guessing my mom. then my dad and some doctors.
Were your parents married when you were born?
yesss sir.
What is your birthdate?
25 april 1988. mla format.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?
mom - weird. a bit of a whiner.
dad - closed off. likes good music. has his funny moments.
matthew - he's a freak of nature like myself. big queer.
Are your parents married? Divorced? Seperated?
married.
Siblings or an only child?
one brahski.
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?
youngest like a bitch.
What are your siblings names and ages?
mattthew - 23.
Which parent do you get along with best?
it depends at times. mostly mom.
What do you fight about?
the newest fight was about curfew cause i've never had one and now that i drive i have one. ok i'm 18. blow me. but yeah mostly about school hah.
Do you have step parents?
nope.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
yes sir.
Who are your bestfriends?
they know who they are.
What do you like to do when you are together?
anything we set ouuur minds to.
Do you share the same interests?
of course.
Which friend can you tell anything to?
josh, kevin, chris, and leeziel.
How high/low is your self esteem?
it's in the middle.
Do you get depressed about things easily?
when i am on the rag.
Are you happy?
i'm pretty good right now.
Do you live life to the fullest?
i'm not a dirty-no regrets-06er. but i do what i can to have fun. while sober.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comforable with the way you look?
i'm alright i guess.
Describe your hair.
brown long somewhat dirty
How do you dress?
i've been wearing dresses lately..it's all about being a girl.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
very strange...
What did you used to love that you no longer do?
ok i used to make my barbies and beanie babies have sex. and i'm not kidding.
Do you have the same friends?
ehhh. kirstin, ashley and brad. everyone else i see from elementary school i say hi to but nothing past that.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?
how about when my dog was put to sleep and no one told me for five years...yeah.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
to make others happy. myself happy. succeed. have a good career that i love.
Are you scared of growing old?
noooooope.
Do you want to get married?
def.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
outdoors but i don't do that as much anymore.
What is your favorite season?
fallll.
Weather?
i used to live in the snow so i like it.
Do you like walking in the rain?
no. it's pretty gross.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?
NEVER.
What is your favorite food?
PRIME RIB.
What food makes you want to gag?
sushi...only because i'm close-minded.
What is your favorite dessert?
mud pie from claim humper
What is your favorite restaurant?
wood ranch.claim jumper.olive garden.
Are you a fussy eater?
not as much anymore.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?
ehhhh single.
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?
i'll tell you when i feel it.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
no. does not exist.
Part 11: Experiences
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
nah.
Have you ever suffered from depression?
who hasn't.
Were you a planned baby?
of course. a planned-crack baby.
Were you the first?
last.
Who was present at your birth?
i'm guessing my mom. then my dad and some doctors.
Were your parents married when you were born?
yesss sir.
What is your birthdate?
25 april 1988. mla format.
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?
mom - weird. a bit of a whiner.
dad - closed off. likes good music. has his funny moments.
matthew - he's a freak of nature like myself. big queer.
Are your parents married? Divorced? Seperated?
married.
Siblings or an only child?
one brahski.
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?
youngest like a bitch.
What are your siblings names and ages?
mattthew - 23.
Which parent do you get along with best?
it depends at times. mostly mom.
What do you fight about?
the newest fight was about curfew cause i've never had one and now that i drive i have one. ok i'm 18. blow me. but yeah mostly about school hah.
Do you have step parents?
nope.
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?
yes sir.
Who are your bestfriends?
they know who they are.
What do you like to do when you are together?
anything we set ouuur minds to.
Do you share the same interests?
of course.
Which friend can you tell anything to?
josh, kevin, chris, and leeziel.
How high/low is your self esteem?
it's in the middle.
Do you get depressed about things easily?
when i am on the rag.
Are you happy?
i'm pretty good right now.
Do you live life to the fullest?
i'm not a dirty-no regrets-06er. but i do what i can to have fun. while sober.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comforable with the way you look?
i'm alright i guess.
Describe your hair.
brown long somewhat dirty
How do you dress?
i've been wearing dresses lately..it's all about being a girl.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?
very strange...
What did you used to love that you no longer do?
ok i used to make my barbies and beanie babies have sex. and i'm not kidding.
Do you have the same friends?
ehhh. kirstin, ashley and brad. everyone else i see from elementary school i say hi to but nothing past that.
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?
how about when my dog was put to sleep and no one told me for five years...yeah.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?
to make others happy. myself happy. succeed. have a good career that i love.
Are you scared of growing old?
noooooope.
Do you want to get married?
def.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
outdoors but i don't do that as much anymore.
What is your favorite season?
fallll.
Weather?
i used to live in the snow so i like it.
Do you like walking in the rain?
no. it's pretty gross.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?
NEVER.
What is your favorite food?
PRIME RIB.
What food makes you want to gag?
sushi...only because i'm close-minded.
What is your favorite dessert?
mud pie from claim humper
What is your favorite restaurant?
wood ranch.claim jumper.olive garden.
Are you a fussy eater?
not as much anymore.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?
ehhhh single.
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?
i'll tell you when i feel it.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
no. does not exist.
Part 11: Experiences
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
nah.
Have you ever suffered from depression?
who hasn't.