to whom it may concern:

[____badnews]

i want my bra back. just because i left it in your car does not give you license to keep it. there are no hurt feelings about anything that happened, i just want what's mine. leave it in my mailbox. give it to someone you know can give it to me. or give it to me in person. i don't care. it's a good bra, in fact, my favorite bra, and i would like it returned to me. thanks a bunch. keep in touch.

Sincerely,
LAUREN