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"I don't have a boyfriend. I just know a boy who would be really mad if he heard me say that."
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right."
"To do this show, I had to take a physical. They asked me a bunch of medical questions. And they were, like, yes or no questions, but they were very strangely worded. Like, 'Have you ever tried sugar..... or PCP?'"
i watched Mitch Hedberg tonight with my brother and his friends, he's random but funny
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right."
"To do this show, I had to take a physical. They asked me a bunch of medical questions. And they were, like, yes or no questions, but they were very strangely worded. Like, 'Have you ever tried sugar..... or PCP?'"
i watched Mitch Hedberg tonight with my brother and his friends, he's random but funny