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so beccaslike: GAH! HOLEY SHIT I JUST GOT FUCKING ELECTOCUTED
so beccaslike: ah
xprettypistOL27x: OMGF
so beccaslike: that hurt
xprettypistOL27x: i just said
xprettypistOL27x: oh my god fuck
xprettypistOL27x: what happend?
so beccaslike: my comp, I was reaching around the back
so beccaslike: but it's coo now
xprettypistOL27x: ok
xprettypistOL27x: u shouldve said u got burnt
xprettypistOL27x: and almost died or something
xprettypistOL27x: that would really spice it up
so beccaslike: shols we start over then?>
so beccaslike: should*
xprettypistOL27x: lets just say u did
xprettypistOL27x: for tmrw
xprettypistOL27x: when u tell ppl
so beccaslike: okay wait just for shits and giggles...
so beccaslike: HOLEY FUCKING SHIT I JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED/BURNED/BITTEN BY A RABIT POSSOM & DIED BUT NOW I'M NOT... DEAD IT'S A MIRICLE JESUS SAVED ME
xprettypistOL27x: OMG
xprettypistOL27x: ARE U OK?!
xprettypistOL27x: holey shit
xprettypistOL27x: im gonna call poision control
xprettypistOL27x: breathe
so beccaslike: OMG YEAH QUCK IT'S SPEED DIAL # 3
xprettypistOL27x: alright i got it
xprettypistOL27x: thank god u left ur cell fone in my CAR
so beccaslike: NOW DRIVE BITCH FAST WE HAVE TO GET THERE BEFORE I GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST
xprettypistOL27x: omg omgomg
xprettypistOL27x: breathE
xprettypistOL27x: in out
xprettypistOL27x: slow
xprettypistOL27x: im driving fast
xprettypistOL27x: shit
xprettypistOL27x: a dear
xprettypistOL27x: i just ran one over
xprettypistOL27x: oh no
so beccaslike: NOW WE'RE GOING TO HELL
so beccaslike: REPENT!
xprettypistOL27x: jesus
xprettypistOL27x: please save us
xprettypistOL27x: i love you
xprettypistOL27x: and ur hair
so beccaslike: OKAY WERE AT THE HOSPITAL
xprettypistOL27x: ok
xprettypistOL27x: NURRRRRRRRRRRSE
so beccaslike: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR & GET ME A WHEEL CHAIR
xprettypistOL27x: omg
xprettypistOL27x: what color?
xprettypistOL27x: blue navy blue or black?
so beccaslike: umm well im wearing black and i supose blue would clash, so black
so beccaslike: HERE THEY COME WITH THE ELECTOCUTION SHIT
xprettypistOL27x: ok
xprettypistOL27x: omg
xprettypistOL27x: omg
xprettypistOL27x: u just peed
xprettypistOL27x: ew becca
so beccaslike: :-[
xprettypistOL27x: u cuoldnt even wait to piss in a pan?
xprettypistOL27x: COMMON
xprettypistOL27x: go
xprettypistOL27x: d
so beccaslike: OKAY IM SORY IT'S HARD TO CONTROL YOUR BLADDER WHEN YOUR GETTING ELECTOCUTED
xprettypistOL27x: your just using that as an excise iv known ur bladder issues all along
xprettypistOL27x: kiddneys...generic..your whole family wears diapers
so beccaslike: I SEE THE LIGHT
xprettypistOL27x: IV SEEN THEM IN THE TRASH
xprettypistOL27x: omg
xprettypistOL27x: is jesus therE?
so beccaslike: NO ACCTUALLY, IT'S MY UNCLE BORIS
so beccaslike: HE HAS A PLATE OF HOT KANISHES
xprettypistOL27x: omg
xprettypistOL27x: does he have mustard?
so beccaslike: GREY POUPON
xprettypistOL27x: that sounds great
xprettypistOL27x: u know that shit has liquer in it
so beccaslike: WANT SOME?
xprettypistOL27x: if we eat enough we can get buzzed
so beccaslike: SWEET, GETTING BUZZED WITH MY UNCLE BORIS IN HEAVEN
so beccaslike: ON KANISHES
xprettypistOL27x: what are we drinking?
xprettypistOL27x: and what
xprettypistOL27x: am i NOT THERE?
so beccaslike: GREY PUPON
so beccaslike: YEAH YOU'RE HERE DUMMAY, I FED YOU SOME DAIRY PRODUCTS AND YOU DIE
so beccaslike: D
xprettypistOL27x: can we have some kosher pickels straight from lower east manhatten
xprettypistOL27x: thats not even funny
xprettypistOL27x: dude
xprettypistOL27x: if i died eating icecream
xprettypistOL27x: id BE SO HAPPY
so beccaslike: haha
so beccaslike: okay wait are we dead now?
xprettypistOL27x: yeah