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i love reading these on other people's livejournal things, so i made one.
- a maxipad with the names of bands that are currently working on my ipod.
- yellow ipod jacket from free people. my ipod isn't in it, though
- pamphlet on cocaine i got at the substance abuse meeting at school. no new information in there.
- my keys! there's a moose keychain on there that i got in canada.
- newspaper advert for the 'bodies' exhibit showing in the south street seaport. anyone want to go with me?
- slick ass headband from american apparel to keep my fringe in shape
- eyedrops. when i go to the mall, my eyes always get horribly dry.
- matches some guy at a store gave me
- excedrin. i get headaches a lot especially when it's raining like this outside
- my tacky ass wallet. teal and black leopard print.
- coiled around my wallet is either my ipod headphones or a thing to play my ipod on a radio (which, by the way, doesn't work)
- lip shit. champagne colored burt's bees stuff. waste of money.
- a pair of sunglasses i found at my grandma's house. she let me keep them.
- horrible mobile phone. there is a skunk sticker on the back of it.
- a shameful array of cigarette cartons (nat sherman mcd, djarum blacks, djarum specials, marlboro lights)
- camo change purse with some pins on it. you can't really see it, but it's next to the djarum blacks in the corner there.
- CVS brand pack of tissues. does the trick.
okay, now onto the real stuff.
my mother told me today that:
a) "bridget, you should take a shower..."
b) "you don't smell so good. you smell BAD."
c) "your room smells bad, too."
though this would deject the average person, the blow was especially hard to me because i JUST TOOK A SHOWER YESTERDAY.
listen to me, i'm a personal hygenic abstinence connoisseur. i bathe, like, once a week? sometimes twice? fucking woman, how dare she!
so, what i gathered from this is that there is no point in taking a shower at fucking all if i'm going to smell bad anyway. i told my mom "MOM, i just took one yesterday!" and she smelled me and said "well, maybe you don't smell bad." nice lie, wench. nice way-to-make-me-feel-better, demon serpent woman. BYE.