Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I turned
bobothecamel in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In May I broke
__ohexclamation's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I helped
mynameiscasper hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I pushed
chao1350 in the mud (-17 points). In June I put money in
hottdonna's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-185 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
_____eternally