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"a flower for you for eating your tasty pants...current mood:hungry -frank the goat"
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE
ohmygod its so exciting...
you can now but a "virtual gift" meaning a measly little rose will show up on the recievers userinfo and it "wilts" meaning its not permanent
for a dollar!
livejournal must be getting desperate
they must be losing users to myspace
but honestly whos going to buy this?
and notice all the new features...ooo

anyways i dyed my hair again today
and got dye on the new carpet
i feel no guilt
i never feel guilty
im a horrible person

and im sick
horrible and sick
and i love you all