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one night, i was with a group of people at a stadium in haverhill which contains numerous athletic fields, playgrounds, walkways, etc. 2 of the people i was with, who wish to remain anonymous, really had to take a shit. so, they walked over to one of the baseball fields, where one took a shit in the dugout, & another on the pitcher's mound. upon inhaling the sweet scent of success, anonymous person number one vomited everywhere. walking over to examine anonymous person number two's job well done, he noticed how disgusting it appeared to be & vomited more. anonymous person number two, seeing anonymous person number one vomiting so much, couldn't hold his stomach & starting vomiting as well. this went on for about five minuted until niether party had anything left in their body to expel.