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I figured since all I have been doing for the past 15 minutes is slowly picking off my worn and crusted mascara..that I might as well write about it, too.
It takes forever to pick off.. sometimes it comes off in clusters, sometimes on it's lonesome. Sometimes, you even get eyelashes with it... a packaged deal. Exciting!
Anyways, after grinding your teeth for so long, sitting there anticipating that last little clump dangling on your lash to crumble off..you realize that you're just going to put more mascara on afterwards; defeating the purpose of picking it all off to begin with. Ugh, the art of Womanhood.
We're like pen caps; always so off and on. lost and found. chewed up and spit out. We'll cover up so 'it' won't run dry.. that's what they're all afraid of, right? Running dry and having no more worth.
Man, office supplies are so neat, I never noticed that until now.
I'd like to be embraced by a paperclip. They hold so tightly.
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: No..not yet... ;-)
2. Ran away: Yes.
3. Pictured your crush naked: I picture everyone naked.
4. Skipped school: HAHAHAHAHA. No. [<--that is funny if you know me.]
5. Broken someone's heart: ALL THE TIME, I MEAN COME ON..SERIOUSLY.
6. Been in love: No.
7. Cried when someone died: No, but i've ate their flesh. :-x
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: O.F....HAHA.
10. Done something embarrasing: Never.
11. Done a drug: Yes.
12. Cried in school: Yes.
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI.
14. Sprite or 7UP: White.
15. Girls or Guys: Heshes and Herims.
16. Flowers or Candy: Candy, I'm fat...in that case, Flowers too. I'd eat them.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: Depends what area of the body you're talking about.. I mean.. I love a scruffy ass, I can't deny.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: Blackies.
19. Bitchy or Slutty: Prunes.
20. Tall or Short: Midgets.
21. Pants or Shorts: Skirts.
22. Night or Day: NIGHT.
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: If they have a dental plan/and or health insurance.
24. Last person you slow danced with: I don't dance slow.
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: Uhh.. full body showerd? I haven't in a long time.. I took a bath a couple of weeks ago.
27. Stepped outside: an hour ago. I had to throw the poo-cloth outside. BAD ARVIN.
28. Had Sex: I call it 'Shhhhh..'
29. Romantic memory: Uhh.. My boyfriend sneezed all over my face then gave me a kiss...but that doesn't compare to the time we both helped eachother pee when we went camping. I know 'the shake'. BEAT THAT!
RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: 4 leaf clover in my purse.
31. Person You Hate Most: EVERYONE. I HATE EVERYONE. DIE.
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: Finding out Richie and Tom don't really do dirty things together.
33. On your desk: I don't have a desk.
34. Picture on your desktop: For some reason there is a naked Anime chick...stupid boys.
BEST
35. Color: Neon green.
36. Movie: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind..and ZOMBIE MOVIES. EVIL DEAD. WOO.
37. Artists: Tom Robbins.
38. Cars: Tom's because it has kitty stickers.
39. Ice Cream: ALL OF THEM.
40. Season: SNOW. ;-) Debbie.
41. Breakfast Food: Top ramen.. or tacos. My boyfriend makes me shitty tacos.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Myself, I'm so fucking cool. Sarah. My boyfriend and Tom.
43. Makes you smile: My peepee.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Sonic.
45. Has crush on you: THE WHOLE WORLD. Richie.. man I suck.
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: No, I just use my boyfriend for sex.
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys, boners are cool.
48. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Sarah gives me a funny feeling in my vagina.
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: I don't have a phone.. but I am waiting for jobs I applied for to call my boyfriend's phone.
50. Save MSN conversations: Fuck MSN and their stupid butterfly. I'll eat it.
51. Save E-mails: I don't get emailed. (MMMMROBOTS@HOTMAIL.COM)
52. forward secert e-mails: WTF? CAN YOU SAY CHILD MOLESTATION?
53. Wish you were someone else: I'm fucking awesome. Man, I'm cool.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Yeah. You should donate to my fund.
55. Wear Cologne: No. I smell.
56. Kiss: My ass?
57. Cuddle: My boyfriend won't cuddle with me.. then he'll bitch when I don't cuddle with him... So I cuddle with Terdy.
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: used to.
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Sarah? Yes.
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: No. I only make out with strangers, pshaw.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: No.
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: No.
63. Been rejected: For 5 minutes.
64. Been in love?: See question 6.
65. Been in lust?: Ugh, buttfuck?
66. Used someone?: Richie.
67. Been used?: OF COURSE. My sexy bod is sexy. Sexy sexy sexy. I'm used more then my mom's dildo! Actually..probably not... yuck.
68. Cheated on someone?: No.
70. Been kissed?: NOPE. NEVER. I'VE NEVER SEEN A PEEPEE EITHER. EEK.
71. Done something you regret?: Yeah.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Arvin.
73. You talked to?: Richie.
74. You hugged?: Richie.
75. you instant messaged: I can't recall.
76. You kissed?: Richie... and my sister.
77. You yelled at?: My vagina for not peeing.
78. You thought about? Edward Sissorhands.. he can't masterbate.
79. Who text messaged you?: FUCK YOU, SERIOUSLY. JUST BECAUSE I'M POOR.
80. Who broke your heart?: Ugh.. No one broke my organ yet.. I'm still living and pumping blood.
81. Who told you they loved you?: I don't know? Probably Arvin or Dotty. Dotty's a slut.
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? Yes.
83. Have tattoos?: Not yet, but soon.
84. Have piercings?: Not yet, but soon.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes.
86. Own a webcam?: No.
87. Own a thong?: My ass needs major flossing.
88. Ever get off the damn computer? I try too, it just takes forever.. I'm thinking erectile disfunction.
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Ich habe sexuellen Verkehr mit Ihrem Hund.
90. Habla espanol?: Escargo.
91. Quack?: Wank-off Scheegub.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything? Yes.
93. Smoke?: I have.
94. Schizophrenic? No.
95. Obsessive?: Compulsive!
96. Compulsive?: Obsessive!
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Vagina?
98. Panic?: Attack?
99. Anxiety?: High?
100. Depressed: Air?
It takes forever to pick off.. sometimes it comes off in clusters, sometimes on it's lonesome. Sometimes, you even get eyelashes with it... a packaged deal. Exciting!
Anyways, after grinding your teeth for so long, sitting there anticipating that last little clump dangling on your lash to crumble off..you realize that you're just going to put more mascara on afterwards; defeating the purpose of picking it all off to begin with. Ugh, the art of Womanhood.
We're like pen caps; always so off and on. lost and found. chewed up and spit out. We'll cover up so 'it' won't run dry.. that's what they're all afraid of, right? Running dry and having no more worth.
Man, office supplies are so neat, I never noticed that until now.
I'd like to be embraced by a paperclip. They hold so tightly.
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: No..not yet... ;-)
2. Ran away: Yes.
3. Pictured your crush naked: I picture everyone naked.
4. Skipped school: HAHAHAHAHA. No. [<--that is funny if you know me.]
5. Broken someone's heart: ALL THE TIME, I MEAN COME ON..SERIOUSLY.
6. Been in love: No.
7. Cried when someone died: No, but i've ate their flesh. :-x
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: O.F....HAHA.
10. Done something embarrasing: Never.
11. Done a drug: Yes.
12. Cried in school: Yes.
WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI.
14. Sprite or 7UP: White.
15. Girls or Guys: Heshes and Herims.
16. Flowers or Candy: Candy, I'm fat...in that case, Flowers too. I'd eat them.
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: Depends what area of the body you're talking about.. I mean.. I love a scruffy ass, I can't deny.
18. Blondes or Brunettes: Blackies.
19. Bitchy or Slutty: Prunes.
20. Tall or Short: Midgets.
21. Pants or Shorts: Skirts.
22. Night or Day: NIGHT.
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: If they have a dental plan/and or health insurance.
24. Last person you slow danced with: I don't dance slow.
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: Uhh.. full body showerd? I haven't in a long time.. I took a bath a couple of weeks ago.
27. Stepped outside: an hour ago. I had to throw the poo-cloth outside. BAD ARVIN.
28. Had Sex: I call it 'Shhhhh..'
29. Romantic memory: Uhh.. My boyfriend sneezed all over my face then gave me a kiss...but that doesn't compare to the time we both helped eachother pee when we went camping. I know 'the shake'. BEAT THAT!
RANDOMS
30. Your Good Luck Charm: 4 leaf clover in my purse.
31. Person You Hate Most: EVERYONE. I HATE EVERYONE. DIE.
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: Finding out Richie and Tom don't really do dirty things together.
33. On your desk: I don't have a desk.
34. Picture on your desktop: For some reason there is a naked Anime chick...stupid boys.
BEST
35. Color: Neon green.
36. Movie: Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind..and ZOMBIE MOVIES. EVIL DEAD. WOO.
37. Artists: Tom Robbins.
38. Cars: Tom's because it has kitty stickers.
39. Ice Cream: ALL OF THEM.
40. Season: SNOW. ;-) Debbie.
41. Breakfast Food: Top ramen.. or tacos. My boyfriend makes me shitty tacos.
WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: Myself, I'm so fucking cool. Sarah. My boyfriend and Tom.
43. Makes you smile: My peepee.
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Sonic.
45. Has crush on you: THE WHOLE WORLD. Richie.. man I suck.
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: No, I just use my boyfriend for sex.
47. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: Guys, boners are cool.
48. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Sarah gives me a funny feeling in my vagina.
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: I don't have a phone.. but I am waiting for jobs I applied for to call my boyfriend's phone.
50. Save MSN conversations: Fuck MSN and their stupid butterfly. I'll eat it.
51. Save E-mails: I don't get emailed. (MMMMROBOTS@HOTMAIL.COM)
52. forward secert e-mails: WTF? CAN YOU SAY CHILD MOLESTATION?
53. Wish you were someone else: I'm fucking awesome. Man, I'm cool.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Yeah. You should donate to my fund.
55. Wear Cologne: No. I smell.
56. Kiss: My ass?
57. Cuddle: My boyfriend won't cuddle with me.. then he'll bitch when I don't cuddle with him... So I cuddle with Terdy.
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: used to.
HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Sarah? Yes.
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: No. I only make out with strangers, pshaw.
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: No.
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: No.
63. Been rejected: For 5 minutes.
64. Been in love?: See question 6.
65. Been in lust?: Ugh, buttfuck?
66. Used someone?: Richie.
67. Been used?: OF COURSE. My sexy bod is sexy. Sexy sexy sexy. I'm used more then my mom's dildo! Actually..probably not... yuck.
68. Cheated on someone?: No.
70. Been kissed?: NOPE. NEVER. I'VE NEVER SEEN A PEEPEE EITHER. EEK.
71. Done something you regret?: Yeah.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Arvin.
73. You talked to?: Richie.
74. You hugged?: Richie.
75. you instant messaged: I can't recall.
76. You kissed?: Richie... and my sister.
77. You yelled at?: My vagina for not peeing.
78. You thought about? Edward Sissorhands.. he can't masterbate.
79. Who text messaged you?: FUCK YOU, SERIOUSLY. JUST BECAUSE I'M POOR.
80. Who broke your heart?: Ugh.. No one broke my organ yet.. I'm still living and pumping blood.
81. Who told you they loved you?: I don't know? Probably Arvin or Dotty. Dotty's a slut.
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? Yes.
83. Have tattoos?: Not yet, but soon.
84. Have piercings?: Not yet, but soon.
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes.
86. Own a webcam?: No.
87. Own a thong?: My ass needs major flossing.
88. Ever get off the damn computer? I try too, it just takes forever.. I'm thinking erectile disfunction.
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Ich habe sexuellen Verkehr mit Ihrem Hund.
90. Habla espanol?: Escargo.
91. Quack?: Wank-off Scheegub.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything? Yes.
93. Smoke?: I have.
94. Schizophrenic? No.
95. Obsessive?: Compulsive!
96. Compulsive?: Obsessive!
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Vagina?
98. Panic?: Attack?
99. Anxiety?: High?
100. Depressed: Air?