Pee-Ess.

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Mom: Can we listen to Christmas music?!?!
Dad: Oh God, no.
Mom: And we can sit under the mistletoe and light a fire and drink holiday eggnog! With rum in it!
Dad: (Blink. Blink.)
Mom: WHY ARE YOU SHUNNING MY CHRISTMAS CHEER? SHUN SHUN SHUN! SING A CAROL TO ME!!
Dad: (Sings Adam Sandler's 'Hannuka'.)















Don't laugh. This was taken for the yearbook in 6th grade.



















My hurr.



TRAITOR!!11!1!11oneone!!



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