An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
I think I need to start a diet. Not because I think I'm fat, fuck no. I'm already as skinny as a rake times Paris Hilton but not as tall, blonde and tanned. I think I should start a healthy eating plan because; a) I'm always tired. b) I lack motivation c) I always get headaches and feel ill for no apparent reason d) I seem to be feeling increasingly more like a whiny emo when there is no legitimate reason for this. e) My skin is gross.
So I think these factors are at least partially an affect of my diet.
BUT, I don't know my kilojoules from my carbohydrates and I am really not willing to find out. Good damnit! It took me 2 years to (kind of) master touch-typing!
Though, I AM going to start eating healthier. Whenever I feel like a tasty of chocolate or a tasty packet of cheese and onion flavoured potato chips I am going to say, "No! you pimple-faced NUT, have some nutritious but equally tasty NUTS instead!"
By writing this paragraph I have been motivated to grab an apple to eat. And yes, it is crunchy and delicious!
Oh, and I'd like to take the time before I leave to apologize to Clare, who's name I spelled incorrectly in my last entry. And, If you get a chance to read this before you go away, I hope you have a really splendid time with Krissi seeing The Foo's and say hi to Mr Grohl for me.
So I think these factors are at least partially an affect of my diet.
BUT, I don't know my kilojoules from my carbohydrates and I am really not willing to find out. Good damnit! It took me 2 years to (kind of) master touch-typing!
Though, I AM going to start eating healthier. Whenever I feel like a tasty of chocolate or a tasty packet of cheese and onion flavoured potato chips I am going to say, "No! you pimple-faced NUT, have some nutritious but equally tasty NUTS instead!"
By writing this paragraph I have been motivated to grab an apple to eat. And yes, it is crunchy and delicious!
Oh, and I'd like to take the time before I leave to apologize to Clare, who's name I spelled incorrectly in my last entry. And, If you get a chance to read this before you go away, I hope you have a really splendid time with Krissi seeing The Foo's and say hi to Mr Grohl for me.