I thought I should make a post to say that I’m still alive. Wow. It’s been ages and ages since I last updated.
My semi formal
The actual semi itself was pretty damn boring to say the least. Extremely sucky music except when they played Time Warp and The Spice Girls. At least I looked good. I will have more photos once I get off my lazy ass and scan and upload some more.
But the semi post at
Teen_dope_fiend's humble home was super dooper fun. I hung out with Adriane (who was a bit pissed) and Clare most of the night. I shall try to piece together some of the interesting events of the night:
(x) I jumped into Saz’s pool in my underwear. In winter. I only jumped back in and got straight back out but Adriane jumped in about three times and stayed in a bit for a while each time. I’m surprised she didn’t catch hypothermia and kill herself.
(x) I stole someone’s gnome. Tehehe. We stole someone’s gnome from their garden and put it on the middle of their driveway. Ok, I admit it was a little immature and lame. But I found it rather hilarious at the time.
(x) An interesting discussion with Will took place about etiquette in the male bathroom and hard-ons from the sight of random objects. It was an insightful discussion indeed but throughout the night, with continuing references from William about his penis it came a bit of a matter of ‘too far Roger’(I know Will’s name isn’t Roger but ‘Roger’ rhymes with ‘far’ if you pronounce it ‘Rogaar’)
(x) After all the excitement I went to go have a lay down on the bed of love. The bed of love was two or three single cushion joined together with a few sheets and sleeping bags thrown over it. On this matrice of love were nine or so energetic individuals, all vying for a comfortable position. At one point I was squished between Chris, who had his crotch pressed against my face, and Tegan and Christina who were doing things... I’m not sure what for the simple reason that my head was pressed into Chris’s crotch. Hurrah.