stalag 14 in five days. thoughts?

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life: what is it? who invented terrorism, and why? was it a unibomber type man, depressed and driven mad by the women who refused to please him? how did an imaginary red and white-clad 'saint' called santa claus become the poster child for a holiday that is named after jesus christ, and is in fact, a supposed celebration of the religious figurehead

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hiona, schmiona

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iona, iona, iona. her name: so odd. her exclamation points: many. her heart, i fear, is mine. what's all this yammering about if we go to the same school? i know the place is the size of europe and australia glued together, and hell (sorry), let's scotchtape alaska on the coast of france and call it a day, but really. we should see one another more. the outlook is sad from where i'm standing- distant neighbors, in residence, in academia, in psychological outlooks- but must we never see each other? damn you, ghchs, you tear people apart. we should totally pass each other in the hallway one of these days, and we'll have a reunion on the spot. i'll bring the nonalcoholic champagne, you bring the confetti. what a time we'll have! it'll be like our own little nobel get together- the laura and iona reunion. laurona, if you will. the title's catchy enough. and hey, if it's catchy, it works. so far my plan is working like gangbusters (or is that meant to be a singular noun? you're a grammatical expert, snoopet, tell me.)

great hula-hoop thwarting tigers, this is long. i may as well quit while i'm ahead- and, by the way, dear, i added you to my lj friends. we're already on our way to a patchy recovery of a shambled bonds. for it has been ages! ages and ages, with all of their ages.

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I LIKE explanation points!!!!!!!!!! So ha!
Yes, I'll bring the confetti. Because I also like confetti. My foot is numb right now because my cat has once again taken custody of my lap and the computer chair doesn't seem to like that too much. And my ear just started ringing. That could be because my dad is listening to Opera (blech). But I diverge.

CONFETTI!!!!!!!!!!! Why non-alchoholic? What fun is that? I mean, isn't the whole point of champagne to enjoy it? What is there to enjoy if there is in fact nothing to enjoy due to there being no presence of something worthy of being enjoyed in the substance? Isn't Laurona supposed to be a HAPPY gathering? I mean come on.... (Speaking of gatherings, we're having a cake Monday for Michelle's birthday at the tree, so you're more than welcome... if the champagne has alchohol.)

...Stupid GHCHS. I'll bring the scotch tape too, and maybe that will solve the problem of lack of alchohol in the champagne as well as our never seeing eachother. Bogus, I tell you. BOGUS!

I believe "gangbusters" is correct. But hey, if "snoopet" works, I think we can get away with adding the s to "gangbuster," if it wasn't there to begin with.

Hooray for long comments! May the live forever! (despite the whole factor of them being inatimate objects and all....) My foot just died. And Freddie (my kitty) is talking. Very rare occurence. Diverging is fun.

Well, hasta luego, amiga!