The Second Amendment
To further my means outlined in the manifesto I shall frequently complain of troubles with the opposite sex, and curse my 'chickless' plight as often as possible. I must capitalize of the coolness of being available and single but also upon the artsyness of being a hopeless teenage romantic. I will simultaneously decry relationships while pining away for girls. Better yet I will have drastic dark mood swings. This added element will show the aduous path a teenager must forge down - in addition to being supressed and abused by parents, school, and societal restraints we must war against the hormones rising in our body like the fetid stench from a mossy fen.