here's to you and your poker face.
Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? my name is villae. people call me ericka. but i'd like to be called spud.
[2] How old are you? 14
[3] Sup bitch, where's yo hood? VIRGINIA MOTHER FUCKA. seriously, it's like compton down here. except with uhhh. farmers.
[4] Where/who did you hear about us at? ummm josh joined and im actually posting my app before him. which means i win. and technically i reffered myself. i have outdone the standards of human knowledge.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark-ass-mark, mark-ass-trick, trick-ass-mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop, etc.? trick. skeezer. scally wop. 'specially scally wop.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? i used to have a poster of the fonz in my room and the whole happy days gang. i aspire to be like him.
[7] Give us your five (or more, with limits) favourite movies: fight club, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, elephant, shaun of the dead, se7en
[8] Now your five (or more, with limits) favourite bands: saetia, the locust, spirit of versailles, everytime i die, between the buried and me, arab on radar, hanoi rocks, new york dolls, misfits.
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? 24/7.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? only on wensdays.
[11] What do you think about the mods? EXPLAIN. booklet - take this as the most akward yet complimentary comment you might potentiallt get in the next applicants: you have nice ears.
hydroponics___ - i would aspire to marry you.
[12] Were you sucking ass just to get in?
not about the ears thing.
but yeah sorry hydro.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The results of the 2004 election: fuck. you.
[14] Gay Marriage: bush has too much time on his hands.
[15] Quentin Tarantino: i've got 2 copies of kill bill. i'm that obsessive. well actually 2 people got it for me on my birthday but still, i could have pawned the other one but i didn't.
[16] Finger sandwiches: i used to make finger sandwiches out of salad crackers.
[17] Sideburns: i know this guy with zigzag sideburns on the right side of his face and not on the left so techically he does have a good side. which is without the sideburns. uhh. gross much, sure.
[18] The colour green: PUKE GREEN IS MY FUCKING FAVOURITE COLOUR. even though i hate all these kids who say green is there favourite colour to fit in. yes. it happeneds.
[19] Jello: i don't like how it jiggles. i like the cubed jello though.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Nike slip-ons or Vans slip-ons? vans slip-ons. i have checkered ones and the sport of lazyassing being my pastime, slip-ons rule.
[23] McChicken or McFish? McNothing
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? FLAVOUR AID IS THE BEST, I SWEAR IT WAS HERE BEFORE KOOL-AID. specially that little cup guy with the stripey red straw, yes.
[25] Cartoons or real-life shows/movies? cartoons. i love all the land before time movies up to 8 because everything else besides 11 was total shit. cartoon network was the best before all these new shows. same with old school nickelodeon. rocko. angry beavers. definately.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? hanging air fresheners. the tree ones,
[27] Red balloons or blue moons? red balloons. like that 99 red balloons german song.
[28] Crayons or Markers? markers. magic markers are so much better. but those 1,2,3 paint things are better.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? can you just kill me?
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway/room (like school or work)? "BITCH STOP PEEING IN THE FLOOR I FUCKING SLIPPED then walk off. "
[31] Someone scuffing your new (answer to number 22)‘s at da club? "be nice. :("
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? this is the part where I pull out my gatz.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? my mom can beat up your mom. hah, dirty bastard. beat that.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/girl? ho.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? potentially. maybe.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please, and not of you]
so anyways. i took that at a lake. uhh. it was just in my lj.
[37] We know you hate it, but promote us to atleast one person, not a voting community, and provide a link.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/appled00d/31841.html?view=219745#t219745
[38] Now post three GOOD, CLEAR pictures of yourself.
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? my name is villae. people call me ericka. but i'd like to be called spud.
[2] How old are you? 14
[3] Sup bitch, where's yo hood? VIRGINIA MOTHER FUCKA. seriously, it's like compton down here. except with uhhh. farmers.
[4] Where/who did you hear about us at? ummm josh joined and im actually posting my app before him. which means i win. and technically i reffered myself. i have outdone the standards of human knowledge.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark-ass-mark, mark-ass-trick, trick-ass-mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop, etc.? trick. skeezer. scally wop. 'specially scally wop.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? i used to have a poster of the fonz in my room and the whole happy days gang. i aspire to be like him.
[7] Give us your five (or more, with limits) favourite movies: fight club, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, elephant, shaun of the dead, se7en
[8] Now your five (or more, with limits) favourite bands: saetia, the locust, spirit of versailles, everytime i die, between the buried and me, arab on radar, hanoi rocks, new york dolls, misfits.
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? 24/7.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? only on wensdays.
[11] What do you think about the mods? EXPLAIN. booklet - take this as the most akward yet complimentary comment you might potentiallt get in the next applicants: you have nice ears.
hydroponics___ - i would aspire to marry you.
[12] Were you sucking ass just to get in?
not about the ears thing.
but yeah sorry hydro.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The results of the 2004 election: fuck. you.
[14] Gay Marriage: bush has too much time on his hands.
[15] Quentin Tarantino: i've got 2 copies of kill bill. i'm that obsessive. well actually 2 people got it for me on my birthday but still, i could have pawned the other one but i didn't.
[16] Finger sandwiches: i used to make finger sandwiches out of salad crackers.
[17] Sideburns: i know this guy with zigzag sideburns on the right side of his face and not on the left so techically he does have a good side. which is without the sideburns. uhh. gross much, sure.
[18] The colour green: PUKE GREEN IS MY FUCKING FAVOURITE COLOUR. even though i hate all these kids who say green is there favourite colour to fit in. yes. it happeneds.
[19] Jello: i don't like how it jiggles. i like the cubed jello though.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Nike slip-ons or Vans slip-ons? vans slip-ons. i have checkered ones and the sport of lazyassing being my pastime, slip-ons rule.
[23] McChicken or McFish? McNothing
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? FLAVOUR AID IS THE BEST, I SWEAR IT WAS HERE BEFORE KOOL-AID. specially that little cup guy with the stripey red straw, yes.
[25] Cartoons or real-life shows/movies? cartoons. i love all the land before time movies up to 8 because everything else besides 11 was total shit. cartoon network was the best before all these new shows. same with old school nickelodeon. rocko. angry beavers. definately.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? hanging air fresheners. the tree ones,
[27] Red balloons or blue moons? red balloons. like that 99 red balloons german song.
[28] Crayons or Markers? markers. magic markers are so much better. but those 1,2,3 paint things are better.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? can you just kill me?
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway/room (like school or work)? "BITCH STOP PEEING IN THE FLOOR I FUCKING SLIPPED then walk off. "
[31] Someone scuffing your new (answer to number 22)‘s at da club? "be nice. :("
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? this is the part where I pull out my gatz.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? my mom can beat up your mom. hah, dirty bastard. beat that.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/girl? ho.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? potentially. maybe.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please, and not of you]
so anyways. i took that at a lake. uhh. it was just in my lj.
[37] We know you hate it, but promote us to atleast one person, not a voting community, and provide a link.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/appled00d/31841.html?view=219745#t219745
[38] Now post three GOOD, CLEAR pictures of yourself.