i'm sorry for this mad post of me && lindy. she wanted me to post this.

Jan 29, 2007 19:24

LindyHope91: check ur comments

Auto response from ApprehensiveStir:
first, she tells me to kill myself in a fucking fire,
then she asks this about her future child:
LindyHope91: will you be the god mother???
LindyHope91: your the only one i could trust

1437!

boger homework.
call le cell.

ApprehensiveStir: iight
ApprehensiveStir: lindy
ApprehensiveStir: that's so fuckign disgusting
ApprehensiveStir: is that a real baby?
ApprehensiveStir: lol
LindyHope91: mmmhmm
ApprehensiveStir: ewww
ApprehensiveStir: oh god
ApprehensiveStir: acid
ApprehensiveStir: not cool
LindyHope91: i dunno if its from acid
LindyHope91: i just searched deformed children
ApprehensiveStir: eww
ApprehensiveStir: i'm supirsed my face didn't pop up
LindyHope91: something about iraq came up
ApprehensiveStir: hahaha
LindyHope91: Ginger!!!!
LindyHope91: thats terrible, you are not a deformed ACID BABY
LindyHope91: i dont care how bad you wanna be one
LindyHope91: you just can't
LindyHope91: you'll never achieve that goal
ApprehensiveStir: ROFL. fine, then i'll be a crystal meth deformed baby child
ApprehensiveStir: beat that
LindyHope91: im sorry that i have crushed ur dreams
ApprehensiveStir: lindy
ApprehensiveStir: wtf happened to your chem hw
ApprehensiveStir: get outta here
LindyHope91: nooo search crystal meth baby on google
LindyHope91: spelled just like that
ApprehensiveStir: i see myself!
ApprehensiveStir: jk
ApprehensiveStir: ROFL
LindyHope91: noo there are baby flying squirrels!!!!!
ApprehensiveStir: wtf
ApprehensiveStir: i know
ApprehensiveStir: http://www.mary.cc/squirrels/images/feeding.jpg
ApprehensiveStir: that was my fav
LindyHope91: what the fuck
LindyHope91: squirrls on meth??
ApprehensiveStir: ROFL
ApprehensiveStir: i guess so
ApprehensiveStir: but i'm pretty sure you don't take meth like that
LindyHope91: well thats exciting
LindyHope91: its not
ApprehensiveStir: lindys' the expert
ApprehensiveStir: she'd know
LindyHope91: i do
LindyHope91: you can make meth at home
LindyHope91: 1) get a light bulb
ApprehensiveStir: i'm glad you know the recipe
LindyHope91: 2) put something in the light bulb (not sure what)
LindyHope91: 3) then burn until a golden brown coloring appears on the glass
ApprehensiveStir: lindy
ApprehensiveStir: why do you know this
ApprehensiveStir: DRUGGIE!
LindyHope91: durr
ApprehensiveStir: I'M BEST FREINDS WITH A DRUGGIE
ApprehensiveStir: EWWW
ApprehensiveStir: I'M GONNA REPORT YOU
LindyHope91: meth addict right here
ApprehensiveStir: rofl
ApprehensiveStir: why are we so mean to eachother
LindyHope91: its common amoung successful teenagers and weary mothers
ApprehensiveStir: lindy, that sounded like something out of a text book
LindyHope91: why do you think im a bully
LindyHope91: its cause all the meth
LindyHope91: side effects like mood swings do occur
ApprehensiveStir: lol
ApprehensiveStir: i'm sure your right
ApprehensiveStir: no, you sound like one of those pamflit things that they give you in health class for all the bad side effects of drugs
LindyHope91: often in men, the penis (and the testicular sac) can fall to the knees
LindyHope91: oops that steroids
LindyHope91: but i take those too
LindyHope91: thats how i sing soo low
ApprehensiveStir: hahaha
ApprehensiveStir: and is chris your dealer
ApprehensiveStir: cos i know he gives off bad peer pressure
LindyHope91: actually after that man farted on you in the village, we became real tight. he sold me a few fake ids then we hit it off in the ally way (keep it on the dl i dont want chris to find out, that im buying crack from someone besides him) but then he became my dealer, and my guilty pleasure hehe

Auto response from ApprehensiveStir:
first, she tells me to kill myself in a fucking fire,
then she asks this about her future child:
LindyHope91: will you be the god mother???
LindyHope91: your the only one i could trust

1437!

boger homework.
call le cell.

LindyHope91: can you answer me one thing?
LindyHope91: why am i such a freak
ApprehensiveStir: i'm thinking i gave you some freakyness from me
LindyHope91: i hope you are saving this convo
LindyHope91: you should post it on lj for safe keeping
ApprehensiveStir: haha
ApprehensiveStir: good idea
LindyHope91: do it
ApprehensiveStir: i will when we're done talking
LindyHope91: so then after we were finished making sweet std love, i found the other guy who offered us fake ids and gave him your number
LindyHope91: he'll be calling tonight
ApprehensiveStir: ew
ApprehensiveStir: lindy
ApprehensiveStir: you're so gorss
ApprehensiveStir: gross*
ApprehensiveStir: haha
ApprehensiveStir: ily
ApprehensiveStir: ♥
LindyHope91: soo now that i am officially popped (refering to the cherry) those antlers shouldnt be a problem
LindyHope91: the more twisted they are the better
LindyHope91: ahh cant wait
ApprehensiveStir: did i pop it? cos i wasn't aware this happened
LindyHope91: no no, it wasnt you
LindyHope91: it was during the std infested 3 some
LindyHope91: in the creepy ally way on 14th st
LindyHope91: i just couldnt resist
LindyHope91: i was plaing the stoop game, and those sexy beasts just caught my eye
ApprehensiveStir: and you didn't fuckign invite me?
ApprehensiveStir: bitchhhhh
LindyHope91: playing*
LindyHope91: look im sorry
LindyHope91: 4 somes just dont work out that well
LindyHope91: i cant deal with even numbers
LindyHope91: but dont worry
LindyHope91: your hooked up
LindyHope91: hes calling you tonight
ApprehensiveStir: great
ApprehensiveStir: leave me out
ApprehensiveStir: and then
ApprehensiveStir: hook me up
ApprehensiveStir: i love blind sex
LindyHope91: you'll be popped and infested by mornign
ApprehensiveStir: who said i wasn't already popped?
ApprehensiveStir: come on now
LindyHope91: FUCK YOU BITCH
ApprehensiveStir: what
ApprehensiveStir: why are you so fucking mean to me
LindyHope91: i told you too wait
ApprehensiveStir: i fucking HATE YOU
LindyHope91: for the stdssss
ApprehensiveStir: GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK IT
LindyHope91: its the best that way
ApprehensiveStir: SUCK IT HARD
LindyHope91: you have ruined your expierence
ApprehensiveStir: i'm sorry
ApprehensiveStir: this weekend
ApprehensiveStir: i'll sex it up
ApprehensiveStir: w/stds
ApprehensiveStir: i promise
LindyHope91: you better bitch
LindyHope91: im expecting you to have atleast 10
ApprehensiveStir: o rly?
ApprehensiveStir: cos i'm expecting to have 38
LindyHope91: and thats underestimating you
ApprehensiveStir: lol
LindyHope91: well my sex slave just arrived
LindyHope91: soo im outie
ApprehensiveStir: oh damn
LindyHope91: nadsjka;bv;bjask;bjfkbdsfbsjbb;afbjafbak;fkdjbK;BSSFBDBFJDKBS;fdjb;BFD;KB
ApprehensiveStir: i guess i'll talk to you after
ApprehensiveStir: call me to tell me how it was
ApprehensiveStir: mmkay/
LindyHope91: alright back to normal lindy
ApprehensiveStir: i want all teh details
ApprehensiveStir: hahaa
ApprehensiveStir: dude
LindyHope91: that jumble of words was the transformation
LindyHope91: alright seriously my hw is whipping my ass
LindyHope91: right now
ApprehensiveStir: mmm
ApprehensiveStir: me too
LindyHope91: phisically
ApprehensiveStir: i have boger homework
ApprehensiveStir: i'll ttyl
ApprehensiveStir: 1437!
LindyHope91: alright peace
ApprehensiveStir: ♥
LindyHope91: ily
LindyHope91: your such a fucking scene kid
ApprehensiveStir: FUCKING JEALOUS!
LindyHope91: srsy
LindyHope91: BYE
LindyHope91: DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME
ApprehensiveStir: DON"T TALK TO ME!
ApprehensiveStir: GODD
LindyHope91: FUCK OFF
LindyHope91: I love ginger in the morning, i love ginger every day, i love ginger when shes sleeping i love ginger in every way.
ApprehensiveStir: LINDY FUCKING HOPE FUCING TOCZKO. GO DO YOUR FUCKING CHEM HOMEWORK AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. AND MAYBE AFTER THAT, YOU CAN POST THE FUCKING PICTURES FROM FUCKING SATURDAY! HOLY FUCK!
ApprehensiveStir: haha, ily
LindyHope91: why are u being soo mean
ApprehensiveStir: i'll ttyl, forreal this time
LindyHope91: bye
ApprehensiveStir: let's stop talking
ApprehensiveStir: 143
LindyHope91: for realreal
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