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This made me laugh for like ten minutes:
"When [Obama] was asked if he believed in American exceptionalism, he said he did, the same way 'the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks in Greek exceptionalism.' Yes, our so-called president actually said people in other countries might like their countries better. I was so shocked I nearly dropped the Bible I was using to help me masturbate into my gun."
-Bill Maher at Huffington Post
And another good one:
"When it comes to bad for the environment, nothing -- literally -- compares with eating meat. The business of raising animals for food causes about 40 percent more global warming than all cars, trucks, and planes combined. If you care about the planet, it's actually better to eat a salad in a Hummer than a cheeseburger in a Prius."
-also from Huffington Post
"When [Obama] was asked if he believed in American exceptionalism, he said he did, the same way 'the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks in Greek exceptionalism.' Yes, our so-called president actually said people in other countries might like their countries better. I was so shocked I nearly dropped the Bible I was using to help me masturbate into my gun."
-Bill Maher at Huffington Post
And another good one:
"When it comes to bad for the environment, nothing -- literally -- compares with eating meat. The business of raising animals for food causes about 40 percent more global warming than all cars, trucks, and planes combined. If you care about the planet, it's actually better to eat a salad in a Hummer than a cheeseburger in a Prius."
-also from Huffington Post