don't laugh. stop laughing.
so, babies, i went to club bang on saturday night. hahahaha, i know. shut up. it was really fucking fun though. i went with like 15 friends. it was basically a party at nick's, but in public. i was so drunk. i think everyone was, actually. i made friends with the bathroom attendent and did a lot of dancing. i'm pretty sure derek and i are going to be on the website. both embarrassing and hilarious.
i'm working at metropark again. whatever, i don't need dignity. i need money. so that's that.
what else, what else, what else... i've been very happy lately. i think only aryn knows why. it's an unnatural happy, but i'll take it.
OH! i locked my keys in my car. AGAIN. at whole foods. AGAIN. that guy that always wears the fedora helped me. AGAIN! so fucking embarrassing, man. good thing my car is easy to break into.
i'm working at metropark again. whatever, i don't need dignity. i need money. so that's that.
what else, what else, what else... i've been very happy lately. i think only aryn knows why. it's an unnatural happy, but i'll take it.
OH! i locked my keys in my car. AGAIN. at whole foods. AGAIN. that guy that always wears the fedora helped me. AGAIN! so fucking embarrassing, man. good thing my car is easy to break into.