Feb 19, 2009 23:42
i will gladly give you my body, soul, and mind to your company to do what you will with it, under one condition: i get 1 of everything that you make (that includes 1 of each color).
that's all. nothing more. make me work in the sweat shop. starve me, juice me up on drugs, and make me model 24-7 until i die... i don't care, as long as i have your products, i am fine.
now i'll just wait for you to take me up on this offer.
[waits forever]