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We are talking, dear consumer, of a perfectly safe and simultaneously perfectly MONOTONOUS existence that is just dripping with gray liquid. No, not that kind of liquid silly little boy in the back, the kind that sticks to your cereberal cortex like spiderwebs when you fall asleep in your physics class with the stoner on your right two seats away whispering about how he is 'fucking stoked' for that party at jonny's where he can get free felatio from some drunk 15 year old who would rather ruin her entire existence over avoiding the crowd.
It's this beautiful product that will keep you unequivically bored but also will utterly, inadvertantly, and incohesively keep you locked inside away from harm.
You better quit making this out to be a bad thing.... I mean, look at that guy over there. No, the guy with the long brown hair, who has the shirt with hendrix smoking the joint, who has the Wu Bling around his neck, who has those slick leather jeans that Morrison used to sport. The guy who carries every little che marley garcia mao esque piece of merchandise out there and is two years away from OD'ing on heroine and accidentally shooting his girlfriend.
No monotony to be seen there.
You see folks? Our product will let you live a horribly dull yet absolutely safe life. Sold in the metric units, never could understand those STOOOPID AMERIKANS and their fascist form of measurement.
We are talking, dear consumer, of a perfectly safe and simultaneously perfectly MONOTONOUS existence that is just dripping with gray liquid. No, not that kind of liquid silly little boy in the back, the kind that sticks to your cereberal cortex like spiderwebs when you fall asleep in your physics class with the stoner on your right two seats away whispering about how he is 'fucking stoked' for that party at jonny's where he can get free felatio from some drunk 15 year old who would rather ruin her entire existence over avoiding the crowd.
It's this beautiful product that will keep you unequivically bored but also will utterly, inadvertantly, and incohesively keep you locked inside away from harm.
You better quit making this out to be a bad thing.... I mean, look at that guy over there. No, the guy with the long brown hair, who has the shirt with hendrix smoking the joint, who has the Wu Bling around his neck, who has those slick leather jeans that Morrison used to sport. The guy who carries every little che marley garcia mao esque piece of merchandise out there and is two years away from OD'ing on heroine and accidentally shooting his girlfriend.
No monotony to be seen there.
You see folks? Our product will let you live a horribly dull yet absolutely safe life. Sold in the metric units, never could understand those STOOOPID AMERIKANS and their fascist form of measurement.