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My parents and I are talking about what they want me to buy them when I make some sort of fortune:
My mom: (in broken, engrish) I always picture in my mind that we bought a house on the lake and Zachery *giggle* bought all the jet ski's and boats. A nice house.
My dad: You HAVE a nice house!
My mom: But it's on the lake
My dad: Go fill up the damn bathtub. Zach will push the water around and you can listen to the waves. And I'll turn on the shower head and you can have a tropical storm.
My mom: (in broken, engrish) I always picture in my mind that we bought a house on the lake and Zachery *giggle* bought all the jet ski's and boats. A nice house.
My dad: You HAVE a nice house!
My mom: But it's on the lake
My dad: Go fill up the damn bathtub. Zach will push the water around and you can listen to the waves. And I'll turn on the shower head and you can have a tropical storm.