So vhat ve have here dis seemsing to me to be problem. I no see any problem hear.
okay
Which reminds me of a story...
There was this man, a good man, well spirited. The only problem is he had one eyeball, Two left feet, no money, and was mentally challanged. Other than that he was fine. He would often walk around, or attempt to walk around, and Shout random things at people.
For instance "Your Not Bold", or "Your Joke Suck", "I Love PASTA!", and "Sexy and Candy". People used to laugh and poke fun of him cause he sometimes drank. It got so bad he once tried to commit suicde by hanging himself from his shoping cart handle. Sad but true.
So why am I telling you this? Well shut up and listen.
There was this one day. I rember, because I wasn't there. A business man, who had just won the lotto, was walking down the street on his way claim his prize. He stoped by our friend, the bum, and began to dance. In a follish drunk manor waving the ticket in his hand.
"Im Rich, Im Rich, I'll be a pimp..." "...all the hoes will come and we'll...uh...Well Im rich."
The bum stared blankly at him, with harsh blank eyes.
*WHHHAAPPP* Thats all you could hear. When the dust settled the the man stood with only his underware on. Only his under ware. He looked at the bum, frieghtened fearing for his life. He stood there his ticket still in his hand. The bum, now dressed in the rich mans clothes, got up walked towards him, and took the ticket.
"Yes" he said, "Now im the pimp."
I guess I forgot to mention he was a KUNG FUUUUU MAAASSSTTAAHHH!
So vhat ve have here dis seemsing to me to be problem. I no see any problem hear.
okay
Which reminds me of a story...
There was this man, a good man, well spirited. The only problem is he had one eyeball, Two left feet, no money, and was mentally challanged. Other than that he was fine. He would often walk around, or attempt to walk around, and Shout random things at people.
For instance "Your Not Bold", or "Your Joke Suck", "I Love PASTA!", and "Sexy and Candy". People used to laugh and poke fun of him cause he sometimes drank. It got so bad he once tried to commit suicde by hanging himself from his shoping cart handle. Sad but true.
So why am I telling you this? Well shut up and listen.
There was this one day. I rember, because I wasn't there. A business man, who had just won the lotto, was walking down the street on his way claim his prize. He stoped by our friend, the bum, and began to dance. In a follish drunk manor waving the ticket in his hand.
"Im Rich, Im Rich, I'll be a pimp..." "...all the hoes will come and we'll...uh...Well Im rich."
The bum stared blankly at him, with harsh blank eyes.
*WHHHAAPPP* Thats all you could hear. When the dust settled the the man stood with only his underware on. Only his under ware. He looked at the bum, frieghtened fearing for his life. He stood there his ticket still in his hand. The bum, now dressed in the rich mans clothes, got up walked towards him, and took the ticket.
"Yes" he said, "Now im the pimp."
I guess I forgot to mention he was a KUNG FUUUUU MAAASSSTTAAHHH!
ILM
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