My roommate wandered in, handed me a cell phone (missing its battery) and said, "Look what I found in my pants!"
And my reaction (not recognizing or failing to recognize the phone as my roommate's - I've lived here for 4 weeks!) was along the lines of "um... cool? Or did you lose your battery?"
It turns out that it got mixed in with a load of laundry in our basement laundromat somehow (seriously? how do you lose your cell phone in some else's dryer? what is wrong with my dormmates?), not that I have a roommate with an odd fondness for squirrelling things away in pants.
Anyway, in honor of "Look what I found in my pants!" I bring you...
In case you lose your cell phone, you may want to check here to see if one of
these collectors has found it...
Wikihow gave me
this in response to 'look what i found in my pants' and I have no idea why
Learn how to consult the I Ching (in someone's pants, apparently... don't look at me, I definitely didn't write the algorithms that run this!)