APRIL FOOL'S / 4TH WALL DAY

[9timestheliar]

Cease your wailing din, tool of man, I shall not tolerate it any longer!

[.......ring~]

LET THE DEMON LORD OF DARKNESS SHOW YOU JUST HOW SHE REPAYS SUCH INSOLENCE-

[and lo! your ears are alive with the sounds of plastic being furiously gnawed]

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[it_is_resolve]

Non, I think not, ma chéri! I do think Yami is in no shape to be repaying anyone anything--no shape at all.

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[9timestheliar]

My master is the Emperor of Darkness, worthless scum-!

[9timestheliar]

...scum who dare to speak of the exalted Yami in such tones, to their own great risk.

[it_is_resolve]

--Ah! My apologies! You are quite right, quite right!

It's never proper etiquette to speak ill of the recently deceased! I meant no disrespect, my grumpy foxy acquaintance.

[9timestheliar]

My master never dies.

[it_is_resolve]

Denial is such an pitiful thing, even concerning a monster. Tsk.

Yami has been destroyed! Killed! Completely and wholly annihilated for all eternity! It was all the doing of Okami Amaterasu, her bouncy little friend, and the faith of all those she had touched.

Non, Yami, the Lord of Darkness, is no more. I bear witness to the spectacular battle myself.

[9timestheliar]

Here, I shall play your childish game, and perhaps beat into your childish skull a lesson. Let us say that the words you speak are true; then you have born witness to but the loss of one form, one facade, one face.

Darkness is forever, you fool. It is the night itself. It is the shadows cast by trees and rocks. It is the comfort of your sleep as well as the solace of demons. If the master of all such shade is obliterated, so too are those things. The same holds true for the pathetic wolf you follow- the poison from Orochi's jaws felled her once, but she rose again. So too would my master, were he to ever fall.

For a self-styled prophet, you are ignorant in the ways of gods and their eternal warring.

[it_is_resolve]

Non, non, ma cheri! Don't mistake darkness with evil! Though evil may hide there, the two are not inextricable! Though darkness is part of the world, evil we can do without!

Besides, the title and role could very well pass on to another after passing, filling the void.

...But this is all hypothetical gibber-jabber! Ah, I can see the radiant explosion of Yami's last gasp before my eyes! He was like a child struggling against an unstoppable beast before Okami Amaterasu~

[9timestheliar]

If you wish to call me villainous, then out with it. I accept it. I cherish that title. But do not slight my master by spouting nonsense you don't understand.

Hypothetical to you, one of the few of the doomed Moon Tribe. Perhaps you age slowly, but age you do, and die you will, and maybe in the void of the afterlife your blind love of the light will be stripped away like the leaves of a tree in the face of winter.

Kyohoho, so you wish now to get under my fur? Try all you like. My master would not lose and I shall not believe otherwise. Peddle your stories to butterflies instead.