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9timestheliar

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Mar 10, 2010 22:58

[ Hello, Mayfield! Do some of you dislike a certain one-eyed, crazy fox? Did you ever wanted her to just disappear? If so, then it's your lucky day, because Ninetails seems to have up and done just that. Nothing so tame as mere droning for this bitch - she's simply gone.

Instead, you might come across this newcomer, who can be found wandering ( Read more... )

lookit me all priestess-y, !action, it's under your nose, lies lies and well okay a half-truth, lol humans, kyohohoho, yeah you run away, or is it, sup hoes, regain get!

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is_an_island March 11 2010, 05:17:52 UTC

Pardon me.

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 01:51:32 UTC

[oh look, it's the scone assassin. Contempt flashes across her face for an instant before being replaced by a sweet, disarming smile.]

Ah, yes? Can I help you, good sir?

is_an_island March 12 2010, 01:53:26 UTC

Right, you can.

Well, I mean--if you have the time.

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 03:25:42 UTC

Certainly! I always have time to spare for those who have need of me.

is_an_island March 12 2010, 04:55:48 UTC

Feeling hungry?

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 05:03:51 UTC

[DANGER WILL ROBINSON]

....well, yes! Now that I think about it, my last meal was some time ago.

is_an_island March 12 2010, 05:04:41 UTC

I came up with a new recipe for some scones, and--

Well, would you like to give it a go?

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 05:18:06 UTC

Scones? I haven't heard of such a dish before, but why not - never let it be said that I balk at trying new things!

is_an_island March 12 2010, 05:19:36 UTC

You shan't regret it, really. I mean, it's not like I've been carrying these around everywhere in hopes someone will come and have a bite, but--here.

[PROFESSES the offenders]

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 05:27:44 UTC

[FUCK SHE DOESN'T WANT TO EAT THEM she knows what will happen but hnnnrghrrngh stupid facade of stupid kindness and STUPID

takes one, ch-chews]

is_an_island March 12 2010, 05:29:12 UTC

Wh... What do you think?

I added more water than usual, so I think that's good--

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 05:32:29 UTC

[somehow swallows without choking SOMEHOW]

...ah, they're um...very palatable! Goes down....v-very well, and the flavor is....unforgettable.

is_an_island March 12 2010, 05:33:10 UTC

... You like them?

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 05:35:25 UTC

Well, yes! They're certainly an...experience I've never had before. Nothing like them were made back home on the coast or in the city.

is_an_island March 12 2010, 05:36:28 UTC

O... Oh. It's not like I'm happy or anything. I mean, it's quite obvious they're the best, isn't it?

Qu-quite obvious.

9timestheliar March 12 2010, 05:40:17 UTC

[this is like nuking fish in a barrel]

You must be quite an accomplished cook, then, to be able to craft such exquisite treats!

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