Well, you'd be surprised what sort of outfits I have laying around. However, I'm all for this plan. We can tell them we won't abuse it per say and no one will know we have it except you, me and May. They'd have to agree with it if they're strapped for cash. And if they don't I say we just use the eggs for our own benefit. Or rather, your own, majesty.
Not after the Folding Chair Incident when I was 17.
Speaking of which. Do you remember what the LG looks like? We need to have replicas made, and hire interns to shuffle them around the city when we pick up the actual mirror. Having two interns with fake mirrors in a cab that picks up the third with the real mirror, wash rinse and repeat seems enough to throw off anyone following.
Also they will be dressed as ninjas. The interns. No discernable features etc.
Alright. But she can keep it a secret once you have it? Or should I hang on to the mirror?
It's worth a try. But it's also probably more complicated than asking John where the magic storage closet is.
Actually. I have an idea.
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I told you, I have duck gold. Or - no. The goose.
I sent them a present the other day, but it was just a dozen eggs. They're going broke. IWe might be able to buy the Looking Glass.
Unless you already had ninja outfits.
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Well, you'd be surprised what sort of outfits I have laying around. However, I'm all for this plan. We can tell them we won't abuse it per say and no one will know we have it except you, me and May. They'd have to agree with it if they're strapped for cash. And if they don't I say we just use the eggs for our own benefit. Or rather, your own, majesty.
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I miss dressing up. But your wardrobe is probably different from the magazine/fashion show/whatever ones.
The less talk with them the better. We'll just say some huge number of eggs for the LG. I'm not giving them the fucking goose.
Make sure May can keep a secret. Mr. Raub knew where her house was after all.
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They might force you to get the goose over- and if they do I suggest keeping as many eggs as you can for yourself.
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Maybe we should leave May out of this.
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Really? Do they try to pet your hats?
I don't see how if they don't know who I am. I've seen plenty of Yakuza/Russian spy/James Bond movies. I know how these things work.
Maybe.
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I don't doubt your ability to handle the situation. It also helps they think we're crazy. Or at least...me.
Yeah, it's better that way. I love her but secrets aren't her thing.
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Not after the Folding Chair Incident when I was 17.
Speaking of which. Do you remember what the LG looks like? We need to have replicas made, and hire interns to shuffle them around the city when we pick up the actual mirror. Having two interns with fake mirrors in a cab that picks up the third with the real mirror, wash rinse and repeat seems enough to throw off anyone following.
Also they will be dressed as ninjas. The interns. No discernable features etc.
Alright. But she can keep it a secret once you have it? Or should I hang on to the mirror?
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That's brilliant. I never would have thought of decoys.
It actually looks almost exactly like you'd imagine it- I actually kept an image of it for posterity.
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A bit gaudy but oh well.
I'll keep the mirror locked up. Eventually I'll tell her, but not now.
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It's much better if you just imagine.
I make things up for a living. It's very big though. How heavy was it?
I'll let you deal with that, then. But don't fucking give it back.
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Very heavy. Very, very heavy.
I won't. You were lucky you were in Japan for that. I was doing everything in my power not to be the Hatter.
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Shit. Is it too wide to fit down a manhole?
You were lucky I was in Japan for that. And that I'm being so forgiving now. But I suppose you can go back to fucking around once my Visa expires.
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How can I keep your Visa from expiring?
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Alright.
Overthrow the corrupt capitalist pigs?
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