Maybe I liked it when you and May were around all the time and maybe you two were some of the only decent people here especially in Wonderland and I'm not good at math but now the ratio of good people to idiots is not favorable and Wonderland is shit and maybe I'll just go back to Japan because there's increasingly fucking little point to be anywhere that isn't books so maybe I'll just MAKE UP a Kilroy and May and give them new names so WHO NEEDS YOU ANYMORE.
[The last few words are smeared, as if she shut the book before the ink dried.]
Well, you'd be surprised what sort of outfits I have laying around. However, I'm all for this plan. We can tell them we won't abuse it per say and no one will know we have it except you, me and May. They'd have to agree with it if they're strapped for cash. And if they don't I say we just use the eggs for our own benefit. Or rather, your own, majesty.
you did you don't accidentally move to the other side of the country where is my pen
[After a few minutes.]
THERE.
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Maybe I liked it when you and May were around all the time and maybe you two were some of the only decent people here especially in Wonderland and I'm not good at math but now the ratio of good people to idiots is not favorable and Wonderland is shit and maybe I'll just go back to Japan because there's increasingly fucking little point to be anywhere that isn't books so maybe I'll just MAKE UP a Kilroy and May and give them new names so WHO NEEDS YOU ANYMORE.
[The last few words are smeared, as if she shut the book before the ink dried.]
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OH. And I'll NEVER GO OUTSIDE AGAIN BECAUSE I'M BEING STALKED AND NOBODY HAS ANY GODDAMN RESPECT FOR A QUEEN ANYMORE. Can't forget that.
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FUCK THIS. Fucking SHIT. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE A MOVIE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY- [a few smudge marks] I JUST WANTED TO-
FINE. FINE YOU WIN.
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OF COURSE I WIN I'M THE FUCKING QUEEN
wait what did I win?
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God damn it if I just had the Looking Glass.....
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GOOD. YOU'D BETTER. YO-
really?
I'm thinking of some way to buy the magic things. Do you know who has it? ... Wait is that the one you gave back?
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Yeah yeah, but it can't be that hard to steal back right? Who the fuck cares about Wonderland shit? It's rightfully ours anyway.
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[Ten minutes later.]
Good.
Anser likes keeping us down. He'd keep it just to spite us.
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It's worth a try. But it's also probably more complicated than asking John where the magic storage closet is.
Actually. I have an idea.
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I told you, I have duck gold. Or - no. The goose.
I sent them a present the other day, but it was just a dozen eggs. They're going broke. IWe might be able to buy the Looking Glass.
Unless you already had ninja outfits.
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Well, you'd be surprised what sort of outfits I have laying around. However, I'm all for this plan. We can tell them we won't abuse it per say and no one will know we have it except you, me and May. They'd have to agree with it if they're strapped for cash. And if they don't I say we just use the eggs for our own benefit. Or rather, your own, majesty.
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I miss dressing up. But your wardrobe is probably different from the magazine/fashion show/whatever ones.
The less talk with them the better. We'll just say some huge number of eggs for the LG. I'm not giving them the fucking goose.
Make sure May can keep a secret. Mr. Raub knew where her house was after all.
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