Not after the Folding Chair Incident when I was 17.
Speaking of which. Do you remember what the LG looks like? We need to have replicas made, and hire interns to shuffle them around the city when we pick up the actual mirror. Having two interns with fake mirrors in a cab that picks up the third with the real mirror, wash rinse and repeat seems enough to throw off anyone following.
Also they will be dressed as ninjas. The interns. No discernable features etc.
Alright. But she can keep it a secret once you have it? Or should I hang on to the mirror?
If you'd rather not live in a post apocalyptic psuedo-society though all I need for a work Visa is some company to say 'yes, she is so important we need her here and will sponsor her'. And then they throw around some money and it's done.
I can always transfer to UNIQLO's US marketing division. Then stab myself in the eye. But it'd work.
Does Warner Bros count as a company? Because I mean- they want me to do a picture and May and I were considering--------- I mean if you wanted to write the script------- a-and you could be there to make sure I wasn't fucking things up-
Really? Do they try to pet your hats?
I don't see how if they don't know who I am. I've seen plenty of Yakuza/Russian spy/James Bond movies. I know how these things work.
Maybe.
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I don't doubt your ability to handle the situation. It also helps they think we're crazy. Or at least...me.
Yeah, it's better that way. I love her but secrets aren't her thing.
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Not after the Folding Chair Incident when I was 17.
Speaking of which. Do you remember what the LG looks like? We need to have replicas made, and hire interns to shuffle them around the city when we pick up the actual mirror. Having two interns with fake mirrors in a cab that picks up the third with the real mirror, wash rinse and repeat seems enough to throw off anyone following.
Also they will be dressed as ninjas. The interns. No discernable features etc.
Alright. But she can keep it a secret once you have it? Or should I hang on to the mirror?
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That's brilliant. I never would have thought of decoys.
It actually looks almost exactly like you'd imagine it- I actually kept an image of it for posterity.
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A bit gaudy but oh well.
I'll keep the mirror locked up. Eventually I'll tell her, but not now.
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It's much better if you just imagine.
I make things up for a living. It's very big though. How heavy was it?
I'll let you deal with that, then. But don't fucking give it back.
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Very heavy. Very, very heavy.
I won't. You were lucky you were in Japan for that. I was doing everything in my power not to be the Hatter.
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Shit. Is it too wide to fit down a manhole?
You were lucky I was in Japan for that. And that I'm being so forgiving now. But I suppose you can go back to fucking around once my Visa expires.
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How can I keep your Visa from expiring?
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Alright.
Overthrow the corrupt capitalist pigs?
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Good luck with that.
If you'd rather not live in a post apocalyptic psuedo-society though all I need for a work Visa is some company to say 'yes, she is so important we need her here and will sponsor her'. And then they throw around some money and it's done.
I can always transfer to UNIQLO's US marketing division. Then stab myself in the eye. But it'd work.
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Does Warner Bros count as a company? Because I mean- they want me to do a picture and May and I were considering--------- I mean if you wanted to write the script------- a-and you could be there to make sure I wasn't fucking things up-
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