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Jun 26, 2005 02:10

I had the BEST night of my entire fucking life. Oh my fucking god. I know there's a god because he brought me Guy. oh shit. He is the most amazing person I have ever met in my life. He was standing in a line and Anne pointed him out and when I turned around, he smiled at me. Then, an hour later, Anne and I were walking up the sidewalk and she goes," Oh shit, that's him!" I looked up and he was holding my arms and saying,"hey, I'm the guy whose shirt matches your hair!", which was weird but then I was like," you're really hot." And he walked away. Then, we were standing with these guys who kept refering to us as Red and Yellow. They were putting their arms around us and spilling beer on us and telling us how hot we were and trying to touch our tits. And I see the same guy standing by a trash can smoking a cigarette. So Anne and I told those fags we had to go and we'd 'see them later'. We followed the hot guy up the sidewalk and stood near him. We'd hoped he would notice us but he didn't so I walked right up to him and said hey! Your shirt matches my hair! and he laughed and then I said that he looked bored. And he was like,"yeah, i am". So we talked about our hatred of Mellencamp and he told us about good art schools and how he plays the trumpet. He was also staring at my tits the whole time. haha. So he leans over and says, "you guys are REALLY fine but I'm with my coworkers and I can't like stand around and talk to you here, so I'm gonna go take a leak..." and I was like,"well ok we're gonna head down there, maybe we'll see you" and he was like,"yeah maybe..." So Anne and I walk down and stand in an open spot and he comes down five minutes later and comes right up to us, tells me he wants to give me his number and how great it is that he met two hot chicks at a shitty concert and how he wants me to call him and come hang out. He kept touching my ass and hips and shit and Anne lit his cigarette for him cuz he didn't have a lighter. Then he said he'd talk to us later, if we decided to call him. He went to the bathroom and came out and walked back up to us and grabbed my ass again... haha... he has nice hands.... then he said he had to go and I said I'd call him and shit that night. He left and Anne and I about creamed our pants. SHIT UGH.....

oh. by the way.. he's 30. And he thinks I'm 20.

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