The beginnings of my personal statement
Beneath is what happens when I ask Maysa for help with how to start a personal statement. Together we crafted a masterpiece of an intro, I think.
When i was little I wanted to be a farmer. I was really fond of cows and couldn't wait to get my hands on their teats... such big, gi-normous teats they are... Then as I aged I realized I could get my hands on HUMAN teats -- by becoming a doctor. Unfortunately, then I realized I was gay, so it's not really applicable now. Still though, being a doctor might be cool.
When i was little I wanted to be a farmer. I was really fond of cows and couldn't wait to get my hands on their teats... such big, gi-normous teats they are... Then as I aged I realized I could get my hands on HUMAN teats -- by becoming a doctor. Unfortunately, then I realized I was gay, so it's not really applicable now. Still though, being a doctor might be cool.