A restaraunt of cute guys (aka I need to get myself a nice man to have sex with)
We’ll call them “The Mormons”. 2 handsome guys in their early 30’s, nice builds and with that charm usually reserved for arrogant mormons. Since I heard one mention “God” at some point I think my assessment is valid. 20% tip; they obviously wanted me.
James the runner/busboy. Nice looking if a little short (but isn’t short cute?). Possibly muscled. He did my side work for me without me saying a thing. I tipped him well; as he obviously wants me.
The cute guy taking his gf out on a date. Dump the female, my friend - we all know what your almost 20% tip meant.
...Then there was the little old lady who left a dollar in a religious brochure. Silly bible-thumpers - it will take a lot more money than that for me to convert. 7 digits buys you a week. 8 buys you a month. Will only be religious 2 months of my life: buy now!
Also, someone I can't remember right now (must not have been cute) left me a 50% tip. Thank you random person.
Anyway, work was alright. Now I get two days off. Wheee!!!! Unfortunately I must use them to pack for the move.
And... I really want to write some short fiction for this, but I keep getting home late and tired and just not in the mood to write. ah well, some day.
James the runner/busboy. Nice looking if a little short (but isn’t short cute?). Possibly muscled. He did my side work for me without me saying a thing. I tipped him well; as he obviously wants me.
The cute guy taking his gf out on a date. Dump the female, my friend - we all know what your almost 20% tip meant.
...Then there was the little old lady who left a dollar in a religious brochure. Silly bible-thumpers - it will take a lot more money than that for me to convert. 7 digits buys you a week. 8 buys you a month. Will only be religious 2 months of my life: buy now!
Also, someone I can't remember right now (must not have been cute) left me a 50% tip. Thank you random person.
Anyway, work was alright. Now I get two days off. Wheee!!!! Unfortunately I must use them to pack for the move.
And... I really want to write some short fiction for this, but I keep getting home late and tired and just not in the mood to write. ah well, some day.