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[9_tailed_ramen]

[Supposedly Private to Self, but Naruto's control of midlevel spells fail again, and anyone can see and comment]

I LOVE THE DUELLING CLUB! Even if everyone's busy and stuff and no one seems to want to fight me. (Sasuke-teme especially, although I got all my weapons ready and stuff. Grrr. He's not that busy right ? So why doesn't he want to fight me

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[impassive_eyes]

I'd love to see you duel Larxene.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Ehh, why not. She might not kiss me, but at least I wouldn't look like I enjoy doing that in a middle of a fight, eh, Sasuke?

Eh? Eh?

[impassive_eyes]

Shut up. Just shut up.

[9_tailed_ramen]

So you did enjoy it, huh? Ne, thanks for confirming that, Sasuke!

Wow, I never knew you were kinky like that...

nnnw

ooc: He's choking on laughter.

[impassive_eyes]

I-- I didn't-- She had no--

And--

Kusokurae.

ooc: translates roughly to "f*** this shit." also, Sasuke is in a bad place for this right now.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Nandayo, Sasuke. I've never seen you stutter like this before. okay, except for that one time in second year when we had our heads bumped together, but ... actually, never mind, I don't wanna remember that either.

Maybe once you're done with...Larxene...you and I, we can fight like old times? And this time Sakura won't interrupt us, 'tebayo.

ooc: 'bump heads' being canon transferred into SW, and also, watch Naruto be completely oblivious. Mostly.

[impassive_eyes]

I had successfully repressed that until now, thanks.

...Yeah. ...Maybe.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Work out all your stress and tension, huh, Sasuke-kun?

Ehehehehehe!

I still don't think you can beat me head-to-head, 'suke! Your spell against mine! Let's see who's stronger by now, dattebayo?

[impassive_eyes]

Yeah...

Okay, let's do it, then. Next Dueling Club. You're going down.

[9_tailed_ramen]

YES!

Hey...what wooden weapons do they have there? I mean, we're not allowed to bring weapons, but...I want to go blade-to-blade, not just magic.

[impassive_eyes]

Well... I don't know if they provide them.

Maybe we can get our own Transfigured, if we ask. Not permanently, of course.

All else fails, we could always go the "sneak out at night" route. Though, I'm not too keen on the idea of you impaling yourself in the dark. That'd be a story for Akabane.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Yeah! I really want to show you what I can do with a no-dachi! and the yawarakumas!

...I wouldn't impale myself in the dark! I'm not that bad with a sword, Sasuke. *scowl* And I know how to dodge. Grounds, quidditch pitch or Forest?

[impassive_eyes]

Hmm? A nodachi's a big blade. I thought you were into the close-range stuff?

Quidditch pitch.

[9_tailed_ramen]

I kinda figured that I can't be closerange all the time, so i have to work out with the midrange stuff. This way, I have close, mid and long range all covered at the same time.

...Besides, I bet you can't handle a nodachi anyway!

I'll meet you there when we go.

[impassive_eyes]

That's...pretty smart.

Well, I've never trained with one before, it's not a matter of capability. Besides, they're so long, they're not very transportable.

ooc: Sasuke is slightly defensive. XD

[9_tailed_ramen]

I'm not that dumb!

...Heh, so how're you gonna face it, huh? Your sword is pretty closerange. Maybe I can just carry it because I'm tall. XD

ooc: And Naruto is slightly...aggressive. XD