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Scavenger Hunt Winter '07
one of the best experiances of my life the following is a log of the events it may be off by half an hour or an hour and a half
9:55am me and gorse arrive at the parking lot of party
10:05am me,jane,lennon,jordan,and jeremy sign the waiver and submit the money
10:10am the team of party assembles
10:13am the scavenger hunt begins
10:30am we go to jordan house and make plans for the day
11:00am jordan does 5 beer bongs
11:14am we get 24 points for translating a task written completely in webdings
12:15pm we accomplish some small tasks (drop kicking jeremy,punching mike lennon,saving the earth,etc.)
12:30pm we decide to start heaidng to sugarload to climb a mountain
12:35pm we get a call for the judges challenge,we accept.
we are told to buy a quarter of a watermelon for 99 cents and to meet at the track at 1 :15
12:45pm the team decides to get lunch at Mc Donalds i decide to empty a cigarette onto a cheeseburger and eat it for 60 pts.
1:05pm we leave
1:15pm we arrive at the track and find Team Allstar waiting for us. the challenge was simple we 2 people from each were to eat the quarter of a watermelon that we had bought before with our hands behind our back after we had completed eating it we were to jump the fence onto the track and run around the track once piggyback style
1:20pm Me and Mike Lennon step up and annilate the watermelon, i eat too much too fast and spit some of it up and start licking it up.we jump over the fence and i get on lennon's back and we run around the entire track during this james and kevin fall and switch off multiple times as we are 3/4 of teh way done lennon tells me hes getting tired so we switched off and i carry him far enough for him to regain his energy and finish the race the team of party wins the challenge im pumped and mike lennon is puking on the side of the fence
1:45pm we leave and start heading towards cascade lake in warwick also known as the rope swing
2:15pm the car ride starts getting bumpy the mixture of fast food,watermelon,and cigarette additive start bumbling inside of me.i start getting the chills and my upper lip feels numb
2:30pm we arrive at cascade lake i stumble out and pass out on a rock at this point vomiting is evident and i start walking towards the rope swing jeremy almost gets attacked by a dog
2:35pm while everyone ahead of me start getting close to the lake my legs collapse and i puke everything that had been in my stomach the concoction looks like chopped tomatoes mixed with ground beef during this i realize i should probably chew my food more cause im yakkin entire french fries and i can see a pickle slice
2:37pm feeling slighty rejuvenated i walk down and watch mike lennon get ready to go on the rope i dip my face in the water to clean off chunks of melon-vomit the water is freezing and i realize that lennon is not only gonna jump in but swim across i start feeling nervous
2:40pm me jordan and jane get the towels ready
2:42pm mike lennon jumps in and starts swimming. half way through, he stops. we all start getting nervous. jeremy takes off his shoes, in the event that he would have to fish him out.
2:43pm lennon continues swimming and arrives on the dock his face is beet red and we cover him in towels he nearly gets hypothermia(not an exaggeration)
2:45pm mike lennon puts all his clothes back on and we drive to the deli to get him coffee
2:55pm i start feeling sick again and jane gets me a ginger ale
3:00pm we start driving to altos
3:30pm we arrive at altos and show one of the employees the list he has a lot of interest/shock
one of jeremys friends is there who is also named Dylan he tells me you puke from eating a cigarette ,i'm not surprised
3:40pm we go to best buy and buy a new camera battery for lennons camera
3:50<
pm we arrive at the mall and start banging out things on the find list and pie list
7:00pm we leave the mall and start driving home
7:34pm we find Team Allstar at the woodbury commons and they tell us their progress,kevin had gotten "gnarly" written on his inner bottom lip we realized we need to step up our game
7:40pm we do a MTV cribs presents:Lenox where mike lennon works its quite entertaining and while he is going through a cabinet he finds one of the items on the list Crystal Light Raspberry
8:00pm we get a call and are told to "meet at the sandpits at 10:15" and to "be Egyptian"
8:24pm we browse through walmart and janes mom agrees to help make our mummy costumes and tells jane what to buy we also buy energy drinks
9:44pm we arrive at janes house with muslim fabric(actual name)
9:46pm we start mummifying the team with the help of janes mom
9:58pm the team leaves for the challenge
10:07pm we pick up Dave Gunderson
10:23pm we arrive at the sandpits in full mummy costume to our surprise no other team in costume with exception
bandanas and a plastic crown
10:26pm the challenge begins
10:35pm we lose the challenge and leave
11:00pm we go to jordans house but lennon accidently passes the jordan's house,stops the car, stumbles and pukes on the ground
11:18pm we arrive at lennons, he passes out
11:27 pmwe start bustng out gross shit sucking farts,wiping asses,etc. we are pretty fucking determined
2:30am i start to pass out and D-Gunz hands me his last No-Doz i start to get hyper we play Ro Sham Bo and i go on Lennons computer watching old through it all videos
3:30am mike lennon wakes up
4:45am-Mike Lennon,Jordan Elmowitz, and myself start urinating on Dave Gunderson
4:57am Lennon momentarily departs to have his way with a magnum condom
4:10am mike lennon slaps Jordan in the face with said condom
4:45am we burn a bible and call it a night
9:30am wake up and we go back to the Parking Lot of Party
10:05am mike lennon tries to shit in a Burger King Urinal
10:15am we receive a speech from josh cohen
10:20am an old man driving with his kid beeps at us and the following conversation takes place
Man:why dont you get out of the fucking parking lot
scavenger:why dont you shave
Man:ill fucking shave something else
scavenger:sir watch your language theres a kid in your car
Man: i know!!!!
11:00am im dropped off at home,i sleep till 6:30
we got silver not bad but next time we're gettin the gold