Patty McJones
Apparently, if one defecates in a sock and throws it at someone, it is called a Patty McJones. Why this is, I'm not sure. But one thing is for certain, I've lost track of what i was going to say. Okay. Dude. So I'm in Bora Bora with Steve Buscemi and this dude comes up to use and tries to sell us some shrunken heads as some sort of good luck charm or something. So Steve says "Some people really know how to get aHEAD in this world, don't they?"
We all fell about the place laughing and we kept laughing until the cows came home. But they didn't come home, so we shot some horses and chickens. It was at about that time I realized the groove was getting funky. Jive masters were really getting Jiggy with it and one of them proceeded to bust the move. He busted the move all right. He busted it real good. He pllled out a sub machine gun and that was when the party really got started. We all dove for cover real disorderly like as "Groove Tonight" by Earth Wind & Fire droned in the background the Jive Master dropped some funky fresh moves when the music went "We can Boogie on down." And then the fabric of reality shattered like a sliding glass door getting hit by a burning bag full of dog crap. It shattered again when I'd thought I'd reached reality and everything began melting around me and a giant flaming skull howled with furious echoing laughter that chilled me to the depths of my being.
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I'd like to throw out some prayers to God for all the people in Tsunami ravaged south Asia. My his grace shine down upon them in these troubled times. In Jesus' name.
We all fell about the place laughing and we kept laughing until the cows came home. But they didn't come home, so we shot some horses and chickens. It was at about that time I realized the groove was getting funky. Jive masters were really getting Jiggy with it and one of them proceeded to bust the move. He busted the move all right. He busted it real good. He pllled out a sub machine gun and that was when the party really got started. We all dove for cover real disorderly like as "Groove Tonight" by Earth Wind & Fire droned in the background the Jive Master dropped some funky fresh moves when the music went "We can Boogie on down." And then the fabric of reality shattered like a sliding glass door getting hit by a burning bag full of dog crap. It shattered again when I'd thought I'd reached reality and everything began melting around me and a giant flaming skull howled with furious echoing laughter that chilled me to the depths of my being.
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I'd like to throw out some prayers to God for all the people in Tsunami ravaged south Asia. My his grace shine down upon them in these troubled times. In Jesus' name.