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[90mph]

i love jared. jared is a cool boyfriend. jared and i hangout all the time. jared tells me i'm cool even though i like to run into the bathroom while he's peeing. jared sleeps beside me every night. jareds mom loves me. my parents love jared. jared looks at me funny when i fart. jareds grandma thinks i'm asian. jared doesnt like my dog. jared and i have been dating for one year and 4 months. jared and i will probably never break up. jared isn't cooler than me on myspace. jared is in a band with super gay people. jared buys me food when i'm sick.

i love my boyfriend so much.