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[8strokesword]

So. People have gone missing, then? There are some that have mentioned a building? Something? That's opened? Hm.

So. Running tally. Who do you know that is missing?

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[vodkadrinksyou]

I see. People are missing, and you get a clipboard~ You're very helpful.

[Is he being sarcastic? Or telling the truth? Either way, here's a straight answer:]

Skeith and Tarvos. Don't worry too much about it, though. They'll be back shortly. You can count on it.

[Now might be a good time to mention how shiiiiny his faucet pipe is looking.]

[8strokesword]

I try. It's better than sitting idle.

Perhaps. But others are worried. Skeith and Tarvos. All right. That makes five.

[Giving said pipe a glance!]

[vodkadrinksyou]

A lot of people are doing that, too.

[Deep breath here.]

They'll be all right, alright? I'm--I'm sure they'll all be fine. My friends--they're very good at destroying things. They'll destroy who took them, too. Really quickly. I'm--I'm sure of it.

[Those --'s just indicate that he's much more nervous and crazy than he's letting on. He keeps messing with his pipe, though, like absently swinging it to and fro.]

[8strokesword]

...

You don't look like you're too confident in your words. Are you feeling all right? Or perhaps, you're worried?

[vodkadrinksyou]

Oh, I'm fine. More than fine. And they'll be fine, too. It's nothing to worry about. Really!

[Grins~]

It'll all work out soon~ You'll--you'll see. You can even watch, if you want to.

[8strokesword]

[Eyebrow is raised. Alys is wondering wtf. Thanks, Russia!]

...I see. Your voice doesn't reassure me of that...

FAIL ICON, SORRY

[vodkadrinksyou]

[Russia has that effect on people~]

Oh. Maybe I need more vodka, then. You want any? I have a lot.

THAT'S OK, HE'S ADORABLE.

[8strokesword]

Wait. You have alcohol? [PING'D. Alys likes to drink in moderation. :D]

THANK YOU ;A;

[vodkadrinksyou]

Da. Just vodka, though. You never know when you might need it.

[Takes out a bottle from hammer space.]

See?

[8strokesword]

[...alcohol. ♥]

Huh. Vodka's all right. I like it well enough.

[vodkadrinksyou]

[Who knew carrying around massive quantities of vodka would ge thim so many friends? :)]

All right. Here you go. Try not to spill any. [Passes the bottle to her.]

[8strokesword]

[Ohhh, you've made a friend for life, Russia!]

Hm, drink it straight from the bottle? Not sure if I'd do that. I might have shot glasses. [However, taking the bottle because it is rude to not do so.]

[vodkadrinksyou]

Shot glasses? Oh. Those things. [LOL so not used to glasses for this.] There have to be glasses here somewhere. Let me take a look around.

[Rummages through his coat and actually manages to find a decent glass. Not broken, and not actually made of glass, but it'll hold vodka, at least.]

Will this work?

[8strokesword]

[Watches. And there was a look of GLEE from her. However, wtf, from his coat? How does that work? :Oa]

That works, yes. Thanks.

[vodkadrinksyou]

[You know? Maybe it's best not to ask.]

You're welcome. Glad to help~

[8strokesword]

[Yeah, most likely. It might break her brain.]

Right. I don't think I asked your name. I'm Alys.