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Here is an example of what happens to shittily paid Americans who are so gouged by health insurance they can't afford dental coverage.
Pay close attention, because it could happen to YOU!!!!! (Canadians, please disregard)
me: my jaw is off a little bit and I can't close my mouth.
him: how are your bowels?
me: uh.............. fine.
him: *looks in my ear* YOU HAVE SO MUCH EARWAX!!!!! YOU NEED TO BUY A THING THAT GETS RID
OF IT!!!
me: um.. ok... but due to my bite being fucked up, my teeth are getting ruined.
him: LOOK!!! I WILL PROVE TO YOU WITH A TUNING FORK HOW MUCH EARWAX YOU HAVE!
me: yeah ok.
him: You should buy a thing that gets rid of it.
me: I don't see what that has to do with my jaw?
him: me neither, but if getting rid of the earwax fixed it, that would be SO COOL!
me: so what am I supposed to do about my mouth?
him: I'll send you for an MRI, but getting it fixed is a bad idea.
me: excuse me?
him: you should buy some stuff to get rid of your earwax.
me: I don't want my teeth to keep getting ruined.
him: I'm going right now to tell the staff arrange an MRI. BUT DON'T LET ANYBODY TREAT
YOU!!!!!!
me: uh
him: And buy some stuff for your earwax.
Pay close attention, because it could happen to YOU!!!!! (Canadians, please disregard)
me: my jaw is off a little bit and I can't close my mouth.
him: how are your bowels?
me: uh.............. fine.
him: *looks in my ear* YOU HAVE SO MUCH EARWAX!!!!! YOU NEED TO BUY A THING THAT GETS RID
OF IT!!!
me: um.. ok... but due to my bite being fucked up, my teeth are getting ruined.
him: LOOK!!! I WILL PROVE TO YOU WITH A TUNING FORK HOW MUCH EARWAX YOU HAVE!
me: yeah ok.
him: You should buy a thing that gets rid of it.
me: I don't see what that has to do with my jaw?
him: me neither, but if getting rid of the earwax fixed it, that would be SO COOL!
me: so what am I supposed to do about my mouth?
him: I'll send you for an MRI, but getting it fixed is a bad idea.
me: excuse me?
him: you should buy some stuff to get rid of your earwax.
me: I don't want my teeth to keep getting ruined.
him: I'm going right now to tell the staff arrange an MRI. BUT DON'T LET ANYBODY TREAT
YOU!!!!!!
me: uh
him: And buy some stuff for your earwax.