Day Six: Poll Position (Voice/ Text Poll)

[8percentchance]

Harry Lockhart here. I'm thinking that if I want to make money in a slightly more legitimate fashion than..well, my normal method, I kind of have to have a job. But as the Ramones once said, it's not my place in a nine to five world. Just don't see me doing office work, you know how it is, would probably end up destroying a copier machine with a

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[dreamsofnoah]

I think all the names are funny.

[8percentchance]

Well, they're supposed to be. You know. Makes it unexpected when I succeed. I mean, not that I don't succeed, but, you know, makes people underestimate me. It's strategery--strategy.

[dreamsofnoah]

No~, I know they're supposed to be. I mean I like all of them~.

What kind of detective work do you do~?

[8percentchance]

Oh, that's great. Thanks! It won't help me, like, pick one, but thanks a lot.

Oh, I solved a murder case a while back, and a...few since then, but mostly, I just do whatever you ask. Want to spy on a cheating husband, sure, want to figure out of your boss is skimming off the top, sure. I'm a Jack of all trades. Well, Harry of all trades.

[dreamsofnoah]

How about the first one then~?

Ooh~, I see. It probably makes it easier to get work than just picking one~ kind of thing.

[8percentchance]

Thanks for your cooperation! I'd give you an I Voted sticker, but I think I'm all out.

Yes, thats what I thought. I mean, you know, might as well start general and become specific as I, you know, get work. Yes. Exactly.

[dreamsofnoah]

Mmhmm~. And it's probably better than becoming a detective with the police. They're not doing very~ well.

[8percentchance]

No offense, but me and the police, we get along like East Coast and West Coast rappers during the nineties. I.E., not well at all, no. But that's--

How are they not doing well? Are they out of people to arrest?

[dreamsofnoah]

...huh.

More~ like no one pays much attention to them.

[8percentchance]

Long story, not worth the ticket price, trust me.

Oh, that's a shame. Would it help if they had a big megaphone to shout over people with? Then again, I tend to pay attention to people with tasers, so. You know.

[dreamsofnoah]

If you say~ so ♥

It might help. But it's mostly~ that they can't do much against most of the people here.

[8percentchance]

How did you do that heart thing?

You mean--wait, there's people here that are harder to take down than drug dealers or the occasional serial killer? Oh, or are they just low on cash or donuts?

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[dreamsofnoah]

I draw it and the communicator prints it out for me.

[dreamsofnoah]

Hmm~. I'd say both.

[8percentchance]

Good to know if I ever need to draw lots of hearts. :)

Oh. Well. Guess they need to up the donut counter, and get like Rambo on their side, and there you go. Oh, but it's very good to know that there's people here that probably equal Darth Vader on the bad-guy-o-meter.

[dreamsofnoah]

...what's that thing at the end supposed to be?

I don't know who he~ is, but there are lots of very~ strong people. Mmhmm~.