A curse. See, I know magic, and I kind of figured all this curse shit was bullshit, you know, something to try and make a buck. I was wrong, by the way. I mean, they could be making a buck down the line, but this curse shit? Yeah, looks like there's no special effects and smoke and mirrors and someone from the audience here.
Hey, it's fine. You know. I get to be miserable and someone across town gets a big fat promotion and unlimited chicken wings for life. That's just how it works, something about butterflies and hurricanes.
Well, it's got a better sense of humor than my dad, so there's that at least. You know, it's like one positive thing and then the rest of it sucks too much for it to count.
On the one hand? I'd give the remaining fingers on my left hand to have Harmony here, just because then she'd be with me, even if, you know, not technically *with* me, you know? On the other hand? Oh, god. There's that weird kid up there, don't know his deal, and the whole sick sense of humor/curse/deities thing? I mean, she's amazing, so it might not be a problem, but what if they do some weird thing with her memory like the Manchurian Candidate?
Not a lot of people'd sign up to do the dragging, plus I know she'd stick them in the head with a stiletto first. At least I hope so, because that's highly entertaining. I mean, you could sell tickets to that, seriously.
What? Do you want me to lend you a book? They're flimsy and kind of green looking, but they're good-- I mean, I'd give you those flowers but Dean something nabbed them earlier today.
God, isn't that one of those weird...paradox things, like to close a time loop or whatever the fuck Donnie Darko was about. Fuck, off topic, anyway, I don't think I'm supposed to work for someone who looks like me but isn't. I mean, seriously, it's just so wrong.
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Hey, it's fine. You know. I get to be miserable and someone across town gets a big fat promotion and unlimited chicken wings for life. That's just how it works, something about butterflies and hurricanes.
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Not a lot of people'd sign up to do the dragging, plus I know she'd stick them in the head with a stiletto first. At least I hope so, because that's highly entertaining. I mean, you could sell tickets to that, seriously.
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[ooc: In case you're wondering about the shift in world view.]
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Oh. Right. I need a job, don't I? Damn it, this is going to suck. Like, a lot of sucking, more going on here than in a low budget porno.
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God, isn't that one of those weird...paradox things, like to close a time loop or whatever the fuck Donnie Darko was about. Fuck, off topic, anyway, I don't think I'm supposed to work for someone who looks like me but isn't. I mean, seriously, it's just so wrong.
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