Little Pink Toothbrush

May 20, 2008 06:15

I bought an extra toothbrush. It's pink with a futuristic design. When it's no longer useful, I will have to boil it and re-mold it into a bracelet.

maybe

That all depends.

I was hoping to buy a children's brush, something funny, in the shape of my favorite sponge. The price however, was a measure greater than a brightly colored brush, able to contribute to the continuation of my dental health. So I conceded to practicality. Now, it sits in it's package on my bathroom counter, next to my actual toothbrush. All necessary information outlets and involved personnel have been notified of this purchase. Yet, it is still in question whether or not this toothbrush will ever be relocated. It is just a tooth brush...then again, it's a toothbrush. Sent with it is the promise of sharing moments of complete defenselessness. The bed may promise to be overcrowded by four bodies but there has to be at least one body adjacent. Complete anonymity is a mathematical impossibility.

How can one maintain proper guarding when unconscious? Would letting my guard down now be a revolution or complete fall from grace.
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