8ighth Eight8all [Text/Action for Goldenrod]

[8etterl8]

So what the fuck happened?
One minute I was in Saffron, 8asking in the warmth of my comfy human 8ed.
The next I find myself in some forest missing a few days.
What the fuck is that all a8out????????
I finally made my way 8ack to civilaz8tion, and find out I'm 8ack in Golden8ore.
Gr8.
Where is everyone else aaaaaaaanyway?

[Guess who just stumbled

Comments

[Video]

[used_trick]

You got a buncha eights stuck into your words. Your keyboard broken or something?

[What are these typing quirks you speak of? Harley is from a pre-IM world.]

Ooh, were you drinkin' a lot? That mighta done it.

[She's a helper.]

[Video]

[8etterl8]

My keyboards fine! That's just how I type. Eights are kind of my thing. [She quite likes her eights, thank you.]

I wasn't really drinking anything, but this really good hot cocoa stuff. I've had hot cocoa before though, and I've never ended up random places without remembering anything.

Re: [Video]

[used_trick]

Oh, cocoa's delicious! It's one of the best things about Christmas!

[The best things about Christmas is EVERYTHING about it, but she's not gonna get into that. Yet.]

Y'can make cocoa with booze in it, you sure ya didn't get that kind?

[Video]

[8etterl8]

Yes, the cocoa is extreeeeeeeeemely enjoyable over some of these beverages. I don't know about 'booze' though. Is that another ridiculous beverage?

Re: [Video]

[used_trick]

Yeah, it makes people act weird an' sometimes if they have enough they don't remember what they did the night before.

[She's not a fan, can you tell?]

[Video]

[8etterl8]

Sounds like a dumb drink then. Why would you drink something that makes you act funny, and forget things?

[Nether is she now. Good job! Vriska will never drink booze now.]

Re: [Video] Drunk!Vriska would either be hilarious or terrifying.

[used_trick]

Some people jus' don't know what's good for 'em, I guess.

[She brightens up a bit as she thinks.]

Or maybe they like actin' funny for other people!

[Video] Oh god! Drunk!Vriska.........

[8etterl8]

Huh. That could be I guess. I know I like watching other people make total fucking idiots out of themselves. I wouldn't do it for anybody else though.

Re: [Video] Oh god! Drunk!Vriska.........

[used_trick]

You should try it sometime! It's a lotta fun.

[How much of it is an act in Harley's case is a matter of debate.]

Nothin' like bringin' a smile to someone ya care about. 'Course, Mistah J smiled a lot anyway...

[Video]

[8etterl8]

Doubtful. I don't really appreciate people laughing at me. I do the laughing around here.

They should just smile because they're around me. I shouldn't have to be idiotic for that to happen. [She tosses her hair, smugly.]

Re: [Video]

[used_trick]

Aw, y'should lighten up a little. Ya do it right an' they laugh WITH ya.

[Video] That icon!

[8etterl8]

If you saaaaaaaay so. [She's not sure she buys it.]

[used_trick]

I do!

[She knows what she's talking about. She's a psychiatrist.]

Tell ya what, if we ever meet up in Goldenrod, we can prank some people an' I'll SHOW you how fun it is!

[8etterl8]

Not a bad idea at all. I know the perfect person we can pull these tricks on too!

[This can only end in tears, and not theirs]

[used_trick]

[Oh, poor Tavros.]

[Harley looks excited, at least.]

I'm Harley Quinn. I'm doin' stuff in the city all the time, so it shouldn' be hard to meet up!

[Stealing from innocent trainers, mostly, but that's neither here nor there.]

So what's your name?