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-------------- Salutations, members of the Grand Line. There are several things I would like to address in this entry now that I have become acclimated and realized that I won't be receiving a tour. First of all, before we even speak, I must request that the subject of my hair never come up. It upsets me greatly. Secondly, my name is Death the Kid. ---------------
------------------------------ New paragraph. Third of all, some of you seem to be confused as to what true beauty is. Here is an example! Notice how the left and the right match up perfectly. It's balance is unbeatable. Fourth point, I need a permanent place to stay. Currently, I am visiting the impeccably beautiful ship that goes by the name of the Thousand Sunny. On the outside, it is perfectly symmetrical! On the inside, however, it looks like it hasn't been vacuumed daily. ------------------------------
----------------------------- Fifth of all, I am looking for two weapons that I seem to have misplaced (as impossible as that sounds). They go by the name of Patty and Liz. Sisters with differing heights, hair lengths, ages, personalities and breast sizes. Sixth of all, if you comment to my journal, try to be the last commenter. It ruins the balance of my journal if a thread starts with you and ends with me. -----------------------------
------------------------ Seventh of all, there is no number seven. I hate the number seven and am not giving it a point. ~8th~ of all, does anyone have eight more friends that you could introduce me to? The number 88 is more preferable than 80. Also, I'm going to ask that 48 more people friend me. These numbers are not sitting well with me. -------------------------
~Death the Kid~