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-- Upon the request of a select few who will go unnamed, I sought out the help of a doctor. Come to find out, the only doctor on board is a reindeer. However, considering I have a teacher who is a zombie back at my father's school, a reindeer doctor is not the strangest thing I've seen. ----
--------------------- So after an enlightening session with Doctor Reindeer, he suggests a multitude of ideas to help me keep my mind off of certain things that may bother or upset me. (Medication is not an option and meditation just causes me to think too much.) ----------------------
--------------------------------- I was in the kitchen while I attempted the first solution: knitting. Lobster must be an option for dinner because I was among the company of a small lobster. I would like to request that if you see a lobster wearing a handmade sweater, kindly refrain from eating it as it would cause me mild distress. -----------------------------------
----------------------------------------- Crocheting proved to be a more enjoyable hobby and I made Patty and Liz a couple of sweaters that they can wear in gun form. Perhaps if they are comfortable, they will remain as such longer. I had more yarn so I crochet Patty and Liz as well and then made a fashionable belt. If you would like to see it, I will be modeling it for the remainder of the day. Levi, I still had more yarn and I made a book sweater. Now your books will be warm while you read them. -
------------------------------- I returned to Doctor Reindeer later that day and he suggested needlepoint. I made him a portrait. Finally, he suggested the most symmetrical thing he could think of to engage my creative outlet. Flower arrangement. I had to leave the ship briefly to find some flowers but I have adorned the table with this glorious centerpiece. When dinner has finished, George, since I did not make you a book sweater, you may take the flowers. ------------------------------------
~Death the Kid~
~Still looking for a hobby.~