Hoarders
I saw this A&E show called "Hoarders" last night and holy shit. It's about people who live in houses filled with garbage. Like, 4 TONS of garbage. Then people come in and try to clean the houses up and it is INEVITABLE that they find at least one dead cat somewhere. No matter what. At least one. It's insane. My wife watched it with me and she was all empathetic with these people. I was just like, "CLEAN THAT SHIT UP!" Honestly! How hard is it to NOT throw that piece of garbage in your bathroom sink? And who eats Beefaroni in the bathroom, anyways? I guess it's a mental disorder but come on! These people seem to get over it when they have a crew of strangers helping them clean their shit. Why can't they decide to NOT shit on their mattress BEFORE they do it?
In other news, I used to think my friend was just lazy and dirty. Now I think he is a hoarder. And he has CATS!
In other news, I used to think my friend was just lazy and dirty. Now I think he is a hoarder. And he has CATS!