You Have Been Gone For What Feels Like The Longest Winter Problem

[8bitloser]

Dear 2Pac- go fuck yourself and die. and tell people who listen to your overrated shit that you call music to not listen to it as much. its fine, they can listen to it because it makes them happy or whatever. but your last fucking real record came out like 10 years ago. are you alive or not? and why do people listen to you so much? i have to admit, if i were the type to listen to rap, i might listen to you, because its at least tolerable. but not when i hear your same fucking song 300 TIMES A FUCKING DAY. it could also be because i work with a fucking guy who listens to kube 93. that is the worst radio station in the world. if you stand at all for the entire rap industry, you should devise a plan to come back from the dead-if you are in fact dead- and blow up kube like i want to blow up the sun. in fact, i will support your cause and when i infiltrate russian defenses, i will allow you to take a small portion of nuclear weapons to use in your what should be brief battle against kube. i would be much obliged to hear youve joined my ongoing battle with shitty music, and most of all, shitty radio programming. i think i may even take a surrender and agreement to not play the same songs at all twice in the same four hour period ( right now its at about the same 4 songs on shuffle ). or maybe i should just use you as a robot and wipe out the entire group of people who listen to rap excessively. old rap is ok i suppose, because its old. in the same respect, i cant wipe out people for listening to crappy 80s metal...because its old. and funny. first mission- destroy kube. second mission- destroy stupid people who listen to it for more than the 15 seconds it takes to realize how bad it sucks. thanks for the help 2Pac. i know i can count on you. why? because your a fucking gangster, thats why! your pretty much a hired assasin. but guess what? you dont get shit from me, because you need to do this for your own good. to save your name. well thanks whatever your reall name is. i bet its something like brian or jamocha. damn it feels good to be a gangster...or if thats not one of your songs, bitches hoes tricks...fowties and gats. im sure those words are in some of your songs...if not all of them. congrats on being dead/alive and still releasing records.

your biggest fan...or something

Jaems