Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post a line from the first 25 30 songs that play. I'm not including songs not in English here.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: For those who are guessing -- looking the lyrics up on a search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own.
1. "Please remember me / When the sun goes down / When the moon is round / Remember me"
2. "Bells around St. Petersburg when I saw you / I hope I get what you deserve, and this is where I find"
3. "We are the ones / Who will create / The snarling beasts of human nature"
4. "There are no races to be run / There are no numbers to be won / Everybody's down / We pulled each other down / There never was a truth / To be found"
5. "The wookie is hairy, ugly, and scary / But she is a nice girl / The wookie is hairy, ugly, and scary / But she will rock your world"
6. "Cast in this unlikely role / Ill equipped to act / With insufficient tact / One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact" (Easy, easy one... at least in my opinion)
7. I said ho! I got this feeling and it's deep in my body / Ho! It gives me wiggles and it makes my rump shake / I said ho! If I should touch you, 'might be e-lec-tro-cu-ted / Ho! Deep in your body you will get your first taste ho!"
8. "But it was four tops all night / With encores from stage right / Charging from the bass knives to the treble / But onstage they ain't got no roots rock rebel / Onstage they ain't got no...roots / Rock rebel"
9. "She's a very kinky girl / The kind you don't bring home to mother / She will never let your spirits down / Once you get her off the streets (ow girl)" (probably the single easiest song I've ever had for one of these memes, and, I'm not gonna lie, I love this song) Rick James, "Superfreak"
10. "You blew my dignity / Out of the airlock / You launched my pride / Into deep space / You put pain into my orbit / And you blamed it all / On the space race" (yessss I love this song) The Phenomenauts, "D.O.A."
11. Who can I turn to? Where can I stay? / I heard a place is open all night and all day / There's a place you can go where the cops don't know / You can act real wild, they don't treat you like a child"
12. "My eyes have seen you / Free from disguise / Gazing on a city under television skies / Television skies / Television skies"
13. "Just not enough / I need more / Nothing seems to satisfy / I said / I don't want it / I just need it / To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive"
14. "Spirit-painted sin / Embers 'neath my skin / Veiled in pale embrace / Reached and touched my face"
15. "Speed freak / Faster than a speeding bullet / Slow down (got to, got to) / If I don't / If I don't I might just lose it / Locked up"
16. "Don't fret precious I'm here / Step away from the window and go / Back to sleep"
17. "She always makes the scene (backstage queen) / Her legs are long and lean (backstage queen) / With them fishnet tights (backstage queen) / She really holds my nights (backstage queen) / Ooh backstage queenie, girl you too good for me (backstage, backstage queenie)"
(I almost guarantee that no one will get this since I have yet to meet someone who knows this band)
18. "I know a place where they used to jump and jive / They used to hop and bop just to feel alive / They say those good old days are comin' back again / I know a place they never stopped" The Phenomenauts, "Neptune City"
19. "Oh how ingenious / The centuries of lies / Ezekiel's chariots / Streak across the skies / Holy books and history texts / Forget because we know / Souls are recycled in / The death and resurrection show // Oh beloved woman of liberty / Come to me / Burn away all my impurities / Hold me in your arms..."
20. "Just enough water to ensurface the world / Oil baron running the government / So I'll start a war... // All votes invalid / Use any old lie / Gonna carve up your wealth / Like pumpkin pie / Only fools won't realize and won't be told / That empires run on the old black gold" (potentially not much of a hint, but it's the same artist [and even the same album, actually] as the previous song)
21. "You must treat your lover girl right / If you wanna make lover's rock / You must know a place you can kiss / To make lover's rock / Everybody knows it's a crying shame / But nobody knows the poor baby's name / When she forgot that thing that she had / Oh, to swallow"
22. "Ozzy Osbourne / Ozzy Osbourne / Ozzy Osbourne / He bit a bat / Ozzy Osbourne / Ozzy Osbourne / Ozzy Osbourne / Imagine that"
23. "Well I see you standin' there with your finger in the air / Everything we do you wanna leave it up to you / Who do you think you are? You think you are a star? / Tryin' to run the town, always tryin' to put us down" Rush, "What You're Doing"
24. "I don't need your way of life / I can't stand your attitude / I can do without your strife / I don't need this fucking world, I don't need this fucking world / This world brings me down / Gag with every breath / This world brings me down / I'm looking forward to death"
25. "Carry me caravan, take me away / Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain / Andalusia with fields full of grain / I have to see you again and again"
26. "I get home at five o'clock and I take myself out a nice cold beer / Always seem to be wond'rin' why there's nothing going down here / Seems to me I could live my life / A lot better than I think I am / I guess that's why they call me / The workin' man" (pretty easy call, especially if you download Rock Band songs... I've already said too much)
27. "Stephen the mouse says hiiii / Stephen the mouse says hiiii"
28. "Go ballistic, anarchistic / Smacked my mouth and then you kissed it / So long, my gun / Simple run and let her bum"
29. "And then as soon as we did take a bite / A feeling came, something was not quite right / I turned to Eve and said what had we done / She said she don't know but it feels so wrong..."
30. "Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong / This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure" (sweet, this is a good one to end on) Foreigner, "Waiting For a Girl Like You"